[event starts in two hours]
Wife: "I want to take a quick shower before we go at some point."
[considered pause]
Me: "...you doing your hair?"
"Yes."
[lengthy, more considered pause]
"So, um, we'll be a bit late then?"
"Joe, come on. It's in two hours."
"...?"
"...yeah, probably."
[fin]
Wife: "I want to take a quick shower before we go at some point."
[considered pause]
Me: "...you doing your hair?"
"Yes."
[lengthy, more considered pause]
"So, um, we'll be a bit late then?"
"Joe, come on. It's in two hours."
"...?"
"...yeah, probably."
[fin]
Comments
[Narrator]
They were never on time for anything
[event actually starts in three hours but not telling partner that]
Every set needs a beer guy