A whole generation HAS been destroyed by tummy time. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 203 days ago

A whole generation HAS been destroyed by tummy time.

As an old school @theonion.com fan (I may even have an old issue or two in a box somewhere) you have no idea how happy I was to see this in the new print issue.

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tonionei.bsky.social•203 days ago

indeed.

thesaurusrextual.bsky.social•201 days ago

It might just be happening to me under this account, but something odd I just noticed is if I search "Tim Onion" your account doesn't show up even under the 'People' search tab.

anyways here's a free idea:

https://bsky.app/profile/ontariothemans.bsky.social/post/3lbutuwem722h

rogerattick.bsky.social•203 days ago

Good one…

afeinphoto.bsky.social•202 days ago

Most definitely had a subscription in college and would leave it on the coffee table. Was a crowd fav🤘🙏❤️

arielledundas.bsky.social•203 days ago

Bring back oddly shaped skulls.

happydeth.bsky.social•203 days ago

is it wrong that I want this to be an actual mistake that was just run with once they previewed the issue? don't ruin this for me.

annhall.bsky.social•203 days ago

They did this in the OG print editions in the 90’s!

gregnj.bsky.social•203 days ago

remusjlupin2017.bsky.social•202 days ago

One of my favorite The Onion articles of all time.

https://theonion.com/july-21-1969-1819587599/

wisco-disco.bsky.social•203 days ago

In a box somewhere I have a clipping from the physical edition of the Onion that is just a picture of a shrimp and it says "Opinion: I bet I'm delicious"

ga2so.com•203 days ago

Wait- did a new issue come out? Why does my mail hate me?

kelleeoreilly.bsky.social•203 days ago

"What do you mean you've been serial-killing other women?" 😂 the actual printed Onion arriving in my mailbox gives me exponential JOY. It's the little things. 🥰

ahouckinfrance.bsky.social•203 days ago

My all-time favorite @theonion.com article appeared in the late 1990s, and announced that Yoda-style syntax was to officially replace current syntax as the new English standard. Whole article written in “new” English. For me, that was the GOAT.

mczuiderzee.bsky.social•200 days ago

When I lived in Europe, I used to bring back copies of the Onion and drop them on train seats. I’d take a seat further down the way and watch the lucky passenger that picked it up and started reading. It was great fun!

whateversusan.bsky.social•203 days ago

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

thisscientitian.bsky.social•203 days ago

Passerby were destroyed by the unusually large tummy time

papakila.bsky.social•203 days ago

"That's a lot more blood than usual, Edith."
"Not like the one we passed last Thursday---there was almost no blood at all!"

maryqueefms.bsky.social•203 days ago

😂

dougxyz.bsky.social•203 days ago

Is Jim Anchower ok? It’s been a long time since he rapped at us..

layer8.bsky.social•203 days ago

mr onion what is tummy time

edbobgreen.bsky.social•202 days ago

*tubby time*

georgespibbins.bsky.social•203 days ago

I remember reading a print version of The Onion when I visited NYC around 15 years (or so) years ago. I thought it was wonderful! I’ve been a big fan ever since. ❤️

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