Hi just wanted to say thanks to everybody for signing up for The Onion this weekend. It is very nice to be a part of a member-supported business where our readers seem genuinely happy with what they're getting and what we're doing with their money. Thank you for telling your friends. Just thank you.
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You aren't going to do anything crazy with the money?!
Thanks for providing something that produces such genuine happiness and trust, we want to support it with our money and tell our friends!
I forget about my subscription but then it shows up, magically when I'm worn pretty thin, and it gives me laughs and joys when I need it.
Current me is immediately grateful to past me.
And The Onion. Very grateful to The Onion.
Maybe the cult leaders are a bit less charismatic. An occasional public nose pick caught on camera?
Keep peeling back the layers of absurdity, even though it’s tough to top reality these days. 💚🧅💚
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM PAYING FOR!