Burgum can square the fuck up if he thinks he's going to pry capybaras harmoniously chilling with every other species on the planet from my cold dead hands.
I hovered over this title for like 30 whole seconds thinking "I mean, sure, why not" before it clicked that the article was from the onion. That's the sorta two weeks I've had.
Dammit, Ben! Cut that out! 😧 This was so stupid, I thought it was true! This admin has me nuts as they *would do* something like this! (Okay, my heart rate is coming down...).
I'm sorry that MAGA is making your job so hard. Every article from you I now have to fact check, because with Trump, it is almost impossible to tell what insane stuff is satire!
He's just distracting the American public from the fact that millions of undocumented birds fly over both borders completely unimpeded, and the President has no plan to stop it.
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- Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
https://bsky.app/profile/nytimes.com/post/3lhhl33mqz224
(sarcastic)
I was low-key concerned. It's a shame what reality is right now.
Just to be sure.
(seriously go check them out)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDodoSite