I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.
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Katy Montgomerie π¦
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
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Everybody who bought such an expensive piece of junk deserves every piece of it falling off.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/recalls/2025/03/20/tesla-cybertruck-recall/82561876007/
Go buy a second hand cybertruckβ¦
And then please never use it because i actually really enjoy your work and think youβre a great guy and wouldnβt wish anyone harm in a cybertruck not even my worst enemies and youβre not even close to an enemy
Cyber-struck out.
Good one Lone!!
Ford F-150 or Chevy Silverado 1500?
Sorry
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/2/24/2305947/-Revealed-Tesla-CyberTruck-Held-Together-by-Glue
Still laughingβ¦.π
Why would they use cast aluminum for the frame?
It is so weak compared to reinforced steel that other trucks use that there is no comparison between them.
And at least the DeLorean looked cool.
FINALLY!!!
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Apparently TESLA has been ordering massive inventories of Duct Tape; silver grey. Just saying.
Also, did no one think to question who might want bulletproof cars in America?
Hint: it's not people who can't afford them, because certain other people can't get over their immense greed, justifying harming others just to get MORE.
Violets are blue
They recalled all Cybertrucks
Cause they used the wrong glue.
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If Teslaβs share price doesnβt end in the toilet in the next few weeks then it is god damn obvious that the stock is being propped up somehow.
Iβm guessing it could be the fElon himself or the banks as they have so much to lose since the fElon used his Tesla stock for the Twitter purchase.
it might hold against a bb-gun ... if you use plastic ammo that is.
eh, who am i kidding, that thing probably bruises worse than me if you hit it with a paintball ...
They should keep them.