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bencollins.bsky.social • 94 days ago

Collins Collins is so funny, I've gotta do it

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teaching my beautiful daughters Oakley, Oaklee, Oakleigh, and Oaklynn that Trump is God-Emperor

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caligirl2505.bsky.social•94 days ago

My cousin named her daughter Oaklee. I can't say it without adding about ten more 'e's. Oakleeeeeeeeeee.

courtjezter84.bsky.social•94 days ago

Republicans name their kids based on what’s laying around the area they were conceived.

zoonie.bsky.social•94 days ago

Where the hell do people get these names *from*?!

unoservix.bsky.social•94 days ago

like Sirhan Sirhan

cminga.bsky.social•94 days ago

Especially for your twins, Tom and Collins Collins

smashpocket.bsky.social•94 days ago

There was a Fred Fredrickson at my elementary school.

tyneparadox.bsky.social•94 days ago

God damnit Collins Collins!

eoinlefada.bsky.social•94 days ago

If you have a boy, I think Colin Collins is has potential too.

“I am but one Colin. These are the Collins.”

dodgerfanla.bsky.social•94 days ago

Joseph Heller would be proud

timb07.bsky.social•94 days ago

Needs to be Collins Collins Collins

david-stone.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is very handy. If I ever write a spicy MAGA family reunion romance, I'll know how to name the characters.

lsdjelly.bsky.social•94 days ago

Fundie Deep Cut

notkaspeck.bsky.social•94 days ago

Saylor? Like Saylor Twift?

rockintheroad.bsky.social•94 days ago

😂

roundearthsociety.bsky.social•94 days ago

I hear Oakley yelled around my neighborhood about three times a year because a neighbor can't keep track of her Chihuahua.

speerheld.bsky.social•94 days ago

thejoshofit.bsky.social•94 days ago

Lil CC :)

dosemakestoxin.bsky.social•94 days ago

Collins^2

bencollins.bsky.social•94 days ago

Beetlejuicing it is even better. Collins Collins Collins.

dosemakestoxin.bsky.social•94 days ago

OK that is just too good, you're basically obligated to now.

newblueskyday.bsky.social•93 days ago

I used to go to school with a girl named Quinn Quinn. ☺️

nauerlater.bsky.social•94 days ago

froxgirl.bsky.social•94 days ago

Where's Oakleaf?

clownf1st.bsky.social•94 days ago

Can't spell Hatey properly 🙄

rockintheroad.bsky.social•94 days ago

Collins, called Collie. She's such a good girl.

tomhut.ch•94 days ago

Good to see Hattie still kicking around in this trying time

systemisbroken.bsky.social•94 days ago

Is there a character on a show named Oakley? This had to come from somewhere.

wooble.geoffreyspear.com•94 days ago

It's red states so almost certainly it's the sunglasses their dads all wear backwards

systemisbroken.bsky.social•94 days ago

Sounds like a name of one of the kids from one of those shows about super religious people who have 20 kids.

sanpaku.bsky.social•94 days ago

I suppose Roy Roy is still an option for my firstborn.

lpwo.bsky.social•94 days ago

someone out there is named Saylor Taylor

mattvanhorn.com•94 days ago

This is my daughter Tinka Taylor Soljaspai

eeyorelov.bsky.social•94 days ago

😂

emkultra64.bsky.social•94 days ago

arch nemesis to Duran Duran

lyndseymarieee.bsky.social•94 days ago

There was a science teacher at my high school named Dina Deena but at least she married into the last name.

butlisten.bsky.social•94 days ago

Hattie, Collins, Blailey...

jerrod.bsky.social•94 days ago

I want to announce the birth of my twin daughters Oaklynn Oaklee and Oakley Oakleigh born today.

sknowsthatp.bsky.social•94 days ago

Go Foreman and name all of them Collins

ernekid.bsky.social•94 days ago

Just remember the cautionary tale of a boy named sue when it comes to naming your child as a bit.

mikduffy.bsky.social•94 days ago

I once had a gig providing digital film and media training to Belfast kids who'd been excluded from regular education. There were several whose educational trajectories had been sealed by their parents giving them really unfortunate names.

Genuinely heartbreaking and infuriating.

justingallivan.bsky.social•94 days ago

She'll be very concerned about the name but grow to love it anyway

misterbeaks.bsky.social•94 days ago

Someone please do the chalkboard meme with this

collinocsc.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is wild, as a Collin I’ve never met anyone with a first name of Collins let alone a girl, and I live in FL. Where do these Collinies exist??

penguinguynz.bsky.social•94 days ago

Utah. Find a HS yearbook. Enjoy the wild ride.

collinocsc.bsky.social•94 days ago

This tracks because I routinely forget Utah is a state

wooble.geoffreyspear.com•94 days ago

Everywhere you can get the Onion people are naming their kids after him.

bigb-in-kc.bsky.social•94 days ago

As a twist, some parents should spell it Colons

benadamx.bsky.social•94 days ago

Collins Phillip Collins

jay-trotter.bsky.social•93 days ago

A couple at the Whole Foods checkout called out to their toddler, “Harbor Sky! Get back here Harbor Sky.” The cashier and I exchanged a glance that was at least 50% eye roll, and I started to daydream about nuclear winter.

arcoar.bsky.social•94 days ago

Ben, I'm really happy that you're running the Onion, but you still gotta make sure it isn't *running you*

bornwithatail.bsky.social•94 days ago

Callyn

cybogoblin.bsky.social•94 days ago

I used to work with a David Davies. Clearly his parents weren't trying hard enough.

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