This post has breached containment in the weirdest way. I am sorry to all of the people who are relaying their tragedies in the replies, but I would like everyone to know I was referencing the famous 90s rock song Detachable Penis (King Missile, 1992).
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Tim Onion
Hey quick question have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Oh wow that’s crazy in that case have you ever felt a pain so powerful/so heavy you collapse?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
Clearly, the world needs more therapists.
(**** me) I've got no soul to sell
(**** me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself"
- Donald Trump
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you"
- Elon Musk
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
- too many of those motherfuckers to name
he's with me to the end.
What does he say?
I ask him for opinions
and political decisions
each and every day.
the intent of posts can easily distort through interpretation...
Well
I’ve never had a pop-on wood
https://youtu.be/EWMPVn1kgIQ?si=ubBzoqtvF98AaIE2
Kidding, never met him.
Somebody had to link to it!
I only remember "I woke up today with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable."
- one of the songs that cracked my egg, tbh.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3a3EDrWejkryzeGFkPypOR?si=zRvIzqBLQsqcCpLFws7hyA
LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
I’ll see myself out.
Long gone are the days when you can count on most of the population recognizing the same pieces of music, tv series, etc
At least, that’s the impression that I get.
Think you will like it.
Personally, I've never had to knock on wood
But I know someone who has
Which makes me wonder if I could
But I know someone who has. And he went on Howard Stern. The 90s were fucking weird.
And I'm glad I haven't yet
Because I'm sure it isn't good
That's the impression that I get
Can you work in a Bongwater reference next?
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=hep129D3SAUsVAcE
Thanks, KROQ & KQAK (R.I.P.)!
https://youtu.be/NIGMUAMevH0?si=WjEFOVRZzgH4vG5D
So, thanks for this really weird note.
Needless to say I DID NOT expect those replies
I have had to knock on wood and I am sure that it was not Good.
Nothing quite like king missile.
https://youtu.be/u9avYXGsGUs?si=9tYfTeEgqGOW15fw
Not that *this* is a safe receptacle, mind you.