The Onion is in a unique spot: We're independent and not beholden to anyone, in a time when that's increasingly both rare and necessary. We're one of the rare media organizations allowed, and expected, to say things no one else can say, but everybody knows is true.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
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β¦ well, I guess that goes without saying.
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https://youtu.be/TjUkJJahcGY?si=fpRVElk-dc__x0Yk
Fight big, dumb, and unexpected with big, dumb, and unexpected. Genius.
#FightBigDumb
(I used to have NYT until they went obviously transphobic...)
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A: I'm in France.
B: I'm broke.
C: I'm REALLY broke.
I've never seen a print copy of it. :(
I guess Iβm about to have two subscriptions
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Thanks for staying the course of American democracy. I hope everyone signs up.
granted, its not your fault that reality is indistinguishable from satire, but still.
Congrats a thousand times over! Iβd love to share my favorite headline with you sometime!
Keep up the fine work!
Are you writing articles in advance for Info Wars? It could just be a huge dump all at once and break the Internet.
Have you considered a Thanksgiving turkey drop?
Carry on, Lord Commander.
If so I'm for hire and would happily hiss at you.
(I worked with Jim Anchower's brother and my boss was friends with one of their movie reviewers. Happiest time of my life.)
It's so hard to tell anymore