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bencollins.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Wow is this how I found out I didn't get the job? A fucking chimney?
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dashingdownward.bsky.social
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51 days ago
It’s more than I usually get.
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eyesontheright.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Pope Onionus I
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akundaria.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Pope Allium I
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pymundgenealogy.com
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51 days ago
Onionus (((((III)))))
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pymundgenealogy.com
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51 days ago
You can still be the anTim-pope at Av-onion
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arkaydian.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Man, that's some Papal Bull!
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wacamongus.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Hey! When my family was fired from Auschwitz we didn't get to choose the smoke color! Count yer blessings and be thankful! Remember in America, tiny screws sets you free!
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bensmom33.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Do you think they keep the white smoke wood in a do not break unless a Pope is elected glass box? I'll hang up and listen.
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meritcandour.bsky.social
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51 days ago
The Papacy is just a promotion.
You still will remain
The Cardinal of Comedy, and
remain eligible if the next Pope
is a short term occupant.
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l-rex-2025.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Hey, at least you had a shot. I wasn’t even considered for the job because I have a vagina.
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amnesiatron.bsky.social
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51 days ago
For what it's worth I thought you would have been a great Pope.
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unoservix.bsky.social
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51 days ago
what do you mean "cena wins lol"
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unoservix.bsky.social
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51 days ago
better luck next conclave!
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unoservix.bsky.social
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51 days ago
the Papal Conclave appreciates your interest and will keep your resume on file in the event of future popenings
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gracieminabox.bsky.social
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51 days ago
NOT POPENINGS -
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americanstar71.bsky.social
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51 days ago
So did Trump
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scottacular21.gobirds.online
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51 days ago
They jam the WiFi in the conclave, so the email blast goes out later.
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celestialfishy.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You should do that for people who dont get the onion jobs xD
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brainiac68.bsky.social
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50 days ago
Santa Clause or Pope. Could be either.
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truthsword.bsky.social
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51 days ago
And not even a nicely worded email auto reply
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ebestes.bsky.social
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51 days ago
If the smoke is purple, it means Prince has returned from the dead
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dhricker.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Or Jimi
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thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social
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51 days ago
It's the ultimate ghosting?
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aczub.bsky.social
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51 days ago
And he’s only 69, next chance for election is gonna be at least 10 years out.
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johnryanwrites.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Subject: Pope application
"The team loved speaking with you about the role, but we had to make the difficult decision..."
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wndsrfr48.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Yep, right there in black and white.
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shadowops.bsky.social
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51 days ago
It could be worse, they could have sent the pigeon over there to shit on your head 🤣
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craigdodge.bsky.social
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51 days ago
In this fucking job market, that’s some special treatment right there.
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vetler.bsky.social
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50 days ago
At least they didn't Holy Ghost you
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angryalgonquin.bsky.social
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51 days ago
No no it's a SMOKING chimney
The other kind of chimney is forbidden except to those who wear the red suit
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mariekeepfaithjb.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You get this and I don’t know what it was, but I took a close-up of it and it was on Trump’s desk yesterday!
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nosenko.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Don’t worry. Did you really want to spend the rest of your life having to dry clean all those costumes?
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slomo5.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You should have bribed the seagull, he was on top of this...
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madsjw.bsky.social
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51 days ago
you knew the rules.
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djmccann.bsky.social
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51 days ago
This meeting could have been a campfire.
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prunepicker.bsky.social
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51 days ago
There was a bird too
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nsunionguy.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I guess it makes more sense than “some watery tart lobbing scimitars”.
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meataumaton.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Holy Ghosted
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jimpharo.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Check your inbox...should be something in there.
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janiczek.cz
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51 days ago
Life's too busy for Bryce P. Tetraeder anyways. Didn't want it in the first place
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michaelbloom.bsky.social
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51 days ago
They made the right call
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ahorselover.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Love Father Guido Sarducci
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arcticvenom.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I'm sorry Tim, I would have voted for you but they nicked my fucking phone
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ursrbrot.bsky.social
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51 days ago
^Trump rn
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grimmholt.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Sounds like they took a puff, puff, pass on the popertunity
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saintjoe.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Smoke signals are faster than sending a letter.
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camilowashere.bsky.social
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51 days ago
The elves working for Nicklaus
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darrenelwood.bsky.social
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51 days ago
"This could've been a group chat" one unidentified Cardinal was overheard saying as he left the Chapel.
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moxiecotton.bsky.social
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51 days ago
They could have used Signal I hear it’s the go to for important discussions now
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method1.bsky.social
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51 days ago
As far as job platforms go, it’s still better than Workday
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blowdart.me
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51 days ago
If you’re fucking a chimney Tim it’s no wonder you didn’t get the job.
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petermcgladdery.bsky.social
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51 days ago
LinkedIncense
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foinnsmom.bsky.social
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51 days ago
🤣😂🤣
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filmfluent.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Ask for a recount
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sharpstick65.bsky.social
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51 days ago
At least they didn't ghost you like most HR departments.
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rusty-baxter.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Yes. Go back home to your altar boys!!
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kimberly-diane.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Old school texting...
Smoke signals.
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robvo.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Any second now...
https://bsky.app/profile/robvo.bsky.social/post/3lntaxle5ck2v
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serrata.org
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51 days ago
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pmatsey.bsky.social
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51 days ago
At least DOGE sent emails, right?
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jstaffordrn.bsky.social
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51 days ago
God Bless You (anyhow) 😏‼️
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stephenthelesser.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Look if you guys wanna announce the staff writer position with smoke- at least make it a cool ring?
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mikusa.bsky.social
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51 days ago
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hcitc.bsky.social
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51 days ago
lol
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enough-already.bsky.social
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51 days ago
So Catholics that were largely responsible for stripping Indigenous people of their culture, use smoke signals to announce their news…
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modusvivendi.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Technically, it was the smoke, not the chimley (sic)…
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vglntgrandma.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Better than being ghosted.
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coltfan1812.bsky.social
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51 days ago
water just came out of my nose. wrong response to this solemn occasion?
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mwillandholly.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Calm down, maybe somebody just forgot to flip the chicken thighs.
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mcnuggs.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I ran on “inquisition 2 Vatican Bugaloo” and thought I had it
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worldweaver.errux.net
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51 days ago
This conclave could've been an email.
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otala.me
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51 days ago
That’s actually way more than most companies will give you these days. They more like black holes.
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marvelle.bsky.social
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51 days ago
A not-small part of Trump thinks they may actually announce his name shortly.
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moxiecotton.bsky.social
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51 days ago
His brain is pretty small…
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marvelle.bsky.social
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51 days ago
America gives him everything he wants so he has some recency bias (and his brain is goop)
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justa9.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Honestly better communication than most firms
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holiestofcannoli.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You and tRump both
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txnewsprincess.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I think we should do all hiring by chimney.
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shadowops.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Im not sure if that or the indian smoke signals would be more interesting 🤣
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dhricker.bsky.social
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51 days ago
It’s an unsubtle metaphor for your hopes and dreams.
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djbabidadi.bsky.social
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50 days ago
I just cancelled my premium linkedin account.
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mcoatney.bsky.social
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51 days ago
To be fair, there's been no announcement, so maybe the Vatican is trying to get you on the phone?
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mcoatney.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Call your office....
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tokyobratcammi.bsky.social
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51 days ago
🤣 smoke up your 🍑?
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avarela.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I have the feeling that they always intended to promote an internal candidate and applying for the position was a f'ing waste of time.
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worthaprice.bsky.social
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50 days ago
Better than a dead cartoon bird...
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yellingatthesky85.bsky.social
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51 days ago
If it's any consolation: it's also the way that Trump found out he didn't get the job.
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unoservix.bsky.social
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51 days ago
trump can still win the conclave if mike pence has the courage
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midwestmidboss.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Damn. Was looking forward to Pope Onion
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captainpeterquinn.bsky.social
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51 days ago
https://bsky.app/profile/captainpeterquinn.bsky.social/post/3loodcyfkfk2f
sorry
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bollieboy.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Perhaps they will let me out now that I have agreed to take the poxy job.
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tills13.sbstn.ca
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51 days ago
Just imagine how Trump feels right now
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mannoslen.bsky.social
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51 days ago
It's the blockbuster assistant manager position all over again [hangs head in dejection].
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dcboston.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Truth Smokal
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jay-trotter.bsky.social
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51 days ago
You almost became Tim Vatican
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extrememaskerroni.bsky.social
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51 days ago
🤣😆🤣😆
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cottensound.bsky.social
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50 days ago
LOL
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ravincool.bsky.social
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51 days ago
I believe it is referred to as a smoke stack.
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jwrex742.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Talk about being ghosted.
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You still will remain
The Cardinal of Comedy, and
remain eligible if the next Pope
is a short term occupant.
"The team loved speaking with you about the role, but we had to make the difficult decision..."
The other kind of chimney is forbidden except to those who wear the red suit
Smoke signals.
https://bsky.app/profile/robvo.bsky.social/post/3lntaxle5ck2v
sorry