I can honestly say I have never actually thought about Jordan Peterson even once, spontaneously. If people would stop mentioning that asshole, I would go the rest of my life. See how that works?
“That’s a bad way to solve a problem. You tell me you don’t want no scrub. They’re the kind of guy… well I’ll be frank with you I don’t know what kind of guy that is. How can you deny what you cannot define? It’s bedlam with a capital B. That is very definable.”
My 'No Scrubs' story (hand to my heart this is true): I once overheard out my window, someone turn down this song on their car stereo to catcall a woman. Either these guys had the song on repeat and were doing a bit, or they were the most clueless guys ever to listen to Kiss 92 FM.
If it wasn't all a grift he'd use No Scrubs as an outside confirmation of his beliefs.
"'A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and sit on his broke ass' sounds like he's not cleaning his own room and conquering his father's shadow demons"
What do you mean by "scrubs." Seems like you are making a straw man argument that minimizes the efficacy of hanging out the passengers side of your best friends ride, which as we all know is the god given right of anyone who chooses freedom.
"And the the thing is, no one is there to ask them what do you mean by 'fine,' what do you mean by 'buster,' what do you mean by 'broke?' And you just...(starts weeping)...you just don't know what it's doing to these young men!"
language matters, dammit. You can’t just stack negatives like sandbags and expect the house to stay dry. That’s not how meaning works. It’s dishonest. It’s dangerous. It’s the weaponization of ambiguity.
when someone says, ‘they don't want NO scrubs,’ what they’re really doing is erecting a fog.
And within that fog, anything can hide—ideology, manipulation, tyranny. That’s how the bloody chaos starts: not with violence, but with obfuscation. it’s like a semantic rat’s nest woven by woke postmodern tricksters.
This “scrub” is suffering from a lack of strong masculinity. The chaotic female energy of the woke mind has robbed him of a means of transportation, rendering him…
Wtaf did I just read? How does this man still appear on tv w/o being bullied by everyone around him?!? If he wrote this just a few years later he would definitely have been canceled by the woke mob
"What do you mean by 'thinking'?
What do you mean by 'about'?
What do you mean by 'Jordan'?
What do you mean by 'Peterson'?
What do you mean by 'reacting'?
What do you mean by 'to'?
What do you mean by 'no'?
What do you mean by 'scrubs'?
What do you mean by 'for'?
What do you mean by 'the'?
What do
“Oh but hold on there, we must first determine what you MEAN by the term SCRUB, and therefore we might come to a greater understanding of why this cannot possibly apply to myself! The question of WANTING the scrub is also in doubt here and begets even more important questions!”
What is a scrub? Do we mean the garb of doctors? Do we mean a busta? We need to disambiguate the meaning of the word before we decry the concept, much less the person?
“Well, you say he “thinks” he’s “fine” but those are loaded words with a presupposition that “fine” is a characteristic that a “buster” wouldn’t possess…”
“And what, exactly, is wrong with hanging out of the left hand side of your best friend’s ride? Are we not allowed to have friends? Are they not allowed to have rides?”
taking this opportunity to spread the word that TLC has specifically clarified that the cast of Scrubs is specifically exempted from the "no scrubs" rule
“The passenger side … in the countries that matter in a world historical sense at any rate … the passenger side is where one finds the seat positioned on the RIGHT in an automobile, so these ladies are claiming that principled conservatives, in a metaphysical sense, are ‘busters’? No! NO.”
"Well, you see, this is archetypal feminine wisdom at work, eh? These women are rejecting what Jung would call the puer aeternus - the eternal boy. They're saying 'clean up your life, take responsibility!' It's the Great Mother archetype demanding competence from men."
"Big Fat News Quiz of the Year" does a segment with a news broadcaster that describes a pop song of the last year like a news story...sounds kinda like this!
"countries that matter in a world historical sense" are left-hand drive, but not the UK?
I won't say I'm a dues paying historian, but I'm pretty positive that the right-hand driving Brits mattered historically more than most any other country in the world.
"Rejection—an outright dismissal of men deemed unworthy, not for character but for status. It reflects a postmodern ethos that undermines merit, favoring surface-level judgments over personal growth. This trend erodes ambition and fosters resentment—chaos over order, entitlement over discipline."
"For those who aren't familiar, a 'scrub' is a man of little means. This song can best be described as socioeconomic warfare, if you ask me. Another way for liberals to demean working class, steak-eating men with callouses on their hands..."
I’ll assume the guy with the pseudo butch haircut fucks pond scum. So much more to keep track of in my dotage. But scum fucks always gonna fuck scum. Some things are stable in life.
"It’s not just superficial, it’s archetypal.The 'scrub' is chaos incarnate: aimless, dependent, unmoored from the logos. And what these women are doing, quite rightly, is rejecting that chaos. It's a cry for meaning, embedded in a catchy R&B hook."
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"'A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and sit on his broke ass' sounds like he's not cleaning his own room and conquering his father's shadow demons"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXwbXcyuMgs
when someone says, ‘they don't want NO scrubs,’ what they’re really doing is erecting a fog.
No one should be burdened with thinking about JP.
A moment's pause as he begins to tear up.
"What has this man done to be deserving of such callousness?"
"Men who can provide are by definition not scrubs. This song is anti-woke."
It’s like Jeffrey Dahmer & Jeffrey Epstein for me. One wicked perv is as bad as another.
*tearing up*
…. a busta
https://www.salon.com/2003/02/01/purple_raines/
Like that Russian dancing thing, but way, way less fun and more stupid
CHILLI: “A scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me, like you”
PETERSON: “You say that, I haven’t claimed that”
What do you mean by 'about'?
What do you mean by 'Jordan'?
What do you mean by 'Peterson'?
What do you mean by 'reacting'?
What do you mean by 'to'?
What do you mean by 'no'?
What do you mean by 'scrubs'?
What do you mean by 'for'?
What do you mean by 'the'?
What do
So just say “the Jay Pee Pee man” but maybe footnote his real name so he can see it and get real red in the neck!
Or also? my 50 yr old sister, mother to 2 impressionable boys who she had listening to his podcasts when they were 14 or so.. 😵💫😵💫
I won't say I'm a dues paying historian, but I'm pretty positive that the right-hand driving Brits mattered historically more than most any other country in the world.
I would have to look up the answer TBH.
I mean I know who the pond-scum fucker is only since his “interview” of fElon.