You can say what you want about Elmo, but his ability to get Faustian fräuleins pregnant doesn’t appear to be one of his weak spots. - ThreadSky

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manmademoon.bsky.social • 21 days ago

You can say what you want about Elmo, but his ability to get Faustian fräuleins pregnant doesn’t appear to be one of his weak spots.

it pains me that i know this but most of his kids are the product of IVF

I know, it will be that random trivia from 2025 that you know 40 years from now that, no matter what, will never leave our heads.

The International Volleyball Federation? My lord, these people are sick.

how else do you ensure extremely tall offspring?!

Nine months later…..

😂

ya know, maybe the wife was tired of catching live bats for Miller to eat.

😂😂😂

I sure his $$ is the "big" attraction, Duncan.

He has-

Just like his hairline

It's more the money than the fucking, let be honest about it.

By all accounts, it’s mostly by turkey baster.

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