“Oh shit! Are we all supposed to be marching together?” “Nah. This is for the guy who called us losers and suckers for joining up. Fuck that guy.” - ThreadSky

manmademoon.bsky.social • 6 days ago

“Oh shit! Are we all supposed to be marching together?”
“Nah. This is for the guy who called us losers and suckers for joining up. Fuck that guy.”

Reposted from HappyToast

Such a shame none of the soldiers turned up for Trumps parade

Comments

feralgrumpy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Great example of what we called Sham status back in the day.

nokterian.bsky.social•6 days ago

Every single soldier should be thinking, 'wtf am I doing here? I could be a home, sitting on my couch'

thegmcconnachie.bsky.social•6 days ago

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed so many of those boots out of step. Hilariously lackadaisical

spicybee.bsky.social•6 days ago

I've just been told there are different types of camo. Just wondering if this colour was chosen for its closeness to tan?

nephdeath.bsky.social•6 days ago

"How are we doing it, lads?"...

Casual

samonek.bsky.social•6 days ago

Bill Murray got better results in stripes

dfs4114.bsky.social•6 days ago

Razzle dazzle!

offaerierings.bsky.social•6 days ago

I just said “is this a protest” the whole, couldn’t give a fig, lazy walking.

I can’t believe this is not intentional. If it isn’t, it’s very poor form.

duffmid.bsky.social•6 days ago

Did they just hire a bunch of proud boys for this as well? I've watched elementary school bands keep in step better than this

stevemur67.bsky.social•6 days ago

Beginning to understand why the drill Sargent was such a jerk in Full Metal Jacket.

senseihollywood.bsky.social•6 days ago

This part was good though https://youtu.be/FKrdnPjKHcc?si=1-kSFt0Y5AB1i0ar

whatkonnerth.bsky.social•6 days ago

Even specsavers couldn't make it look great

mattshakey.bsky.social•6 days ago

Nobody show him this #realking https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jF26CUGodOw

davidkal-el.bsky.social•5 days ago

One thing we Brits can do right is....

davidkal-el.bsky.social•6 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/imanor.bsky.social/post/3lrlt2nrcqs25

savsongs60.bsky.social•6 days ago

This would have been much better….

shiftkicker.bsky.social•6 days ago

Malicious compliance!

manmademoon.bsky.social•6 days ago

I like to think so

shiftkicker.bsky.social•6 days ago

Upon seeing a clip of the actual marching- I think they were trying to march in time with the music on the loudspeakers. The tempo was all over the place- an instrumental of Fortunate Son in the clip I saw- and the guitar riffs were messing everyone up.

manmademoon.bsky.social•6 days ago

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

shiftkicker.bsky.social•6 days ago

Me too! If it's not, and they're just that bad/poorly trained at the most basic of skills, then the US military might be in deep trouble.