My husband just walked out of the room saying "I'm going to go and get a secret dessert I have for only me." ???????? - ThreadSky

elimccann.bsky.social • 121 days ago

My husband just walked out of the room saying "I'm going to go and get a secret dessert I have for only me."

????????

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puppatina.bsky.social•121 days ago

I just did it. I said not a thing!

susanbostonmama.bsky.social•121 days ago

It’s been 20 MINUTES, Eli.
You can’t throw something like THIS at us and then NOT give us the details.🍨🍰🥮
What was it?🤤

nontransferable.bsky.social•121 days ago

I mean - I do this all the time I just don’t say it

belfrybats.bsky.social•121 days ago

grounds for murder tbqh

jmhardin.bsky.social•121 days ago

Should we hope your sofa is comfy for sleeping? 😼

kcbaby66.bsky.social•121 days ago

I didn’t even have to say it. My wife’s asleep with the tv on so was able to go to the store and get ice cream — or did I ?

ciorsdan.bsky.social•121 days ago

Any updates?!???

iamanathemadevice.bsky.social•121 days ago

Skylar, that's just rude!

yjunebug.bsky.social•121 days ago

That's mean😢

tmrafa.bsky.social•121 days ago

You know it’s watermelon popsicles.

sober-poet.bsky.social•121 days ago

RUDE

smuttysistersbc.bsky.social•121 days ago

You can’t announce secret dessert! That’s the first rule of secret dessert . . . It’s in the name!

grumpymolly.bsky.social•121 days ago

I like his style

meemsd.bsky.social•121 days ago

That's super fun! One time a few years ago I saw a box of donuts on the counter and thought someone brought surprise donuts but it wasn't donuts after all. Just looked the box. No surprise donuts but I could have secret desserts. I must do it too.

anggreen.bsky.social•121 days ago

He is me. I am him. Nothing gets between me and my sweet treats. 🤣

lyelhaz.bsky.social•121 days ago

@corvid-curiosity.bsky.social

lsrodin.bsky.social•121 days ago

Watermelon popsicles, it’s gotta be!

kianbakeoven.bsky.social•121 days ago

is it watermelon popsicles?!?

anguilline.bsky.social•121 days ago

tiramisu. Why do I want it to be tiramisu.

svenpeake.bsky.social•121 days ago

Because good tiramisu is SO good.

wastingtimewbravo.bsky.social•121 days ago

Love that for him

dreamyaj.bsky.social•121 days ago

Divorce seems reasonable.

normanmailerdaemon.bsky.social•121 days ago

Diabolical. I like it.

deeners.bsky.social•121 days ago

Wait lol was he just talking about a watermelon popsicle? Because it’s not a secret dessert if the entire internet knows…

demonicdonut.bsky.social•121 days ago

Remember its ok to mug your husband if they dessert

itsscotonet.bsky.social•121 days ago

Did you track his footsteps? You’ll find his secret hiding place for future reference

annagiss.bsky.social•119 days ago

Cruelty

marasurridge.bsky.social•121 days ago

But...we know about the watermelon popsicles...

doghog42.bsky.social•121 days ago

Secret food stashes are worse than infidelity. Divorce!

megannoelmouse.bsky.social•121 days ago

Is that even legal when you have dogs?

sarabaker825.bsky.social•121 days ago

No secret desserts allowed in marriage. Must have two servings!

scotsgraymouser.bsky.social•121 days ago

so THAT is where the chocolate pudding scooted off to....

boudiccamic.bsky.social•121 days ago

He’s cheating on the watermelon popsicles???

willibeson.bsky.social•119 days ago

My husband showed me our freezer with a big smile on his face. He said ”look.” There were probably 15 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. He then said “They are all mine.” 😶🙃 They really are proud of themselves in these moments, too. Lol.

mettemarieivie.bsky.social•121 days ago

You’re either a food communist or a food fascist. I’m the latter. Childhood trauma.

georgeordavid.bsky.social•121 days ago

What a man does with his desserts in private is between him and his dessert. No shame here.

nickforbrains.bsky.social•121 days ago

He’s so mysterious

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