Aaaah! Groceries! Yes. A BEEYUTIFUL word.
Say it now while it can still be plural: “Grocery-EEZ”
In a week, we’ll be down to the singular: “Grocery”
“I was able to buy my grocery this morning.”
He wouldn’t know. I don’t think he’s made a grocery list in his whole life. Happens when you are born with a platinum spoon in hour mouth and you have zero clue about working class or lower.
Probably just gonna start calling them ‘food vibes’ soon. You know, just a casual trip to the ‘vibe store’ to grab some quinoa and avocado toast. Who needs groceries when you can shop for energy?
I grew up with the 'grocers' and 'greengrocers' (veg.) as separate shops in the UK. Before that we probably used 'Market' for both.
I can't see a better word yet for both together.
I just use 'shopping,' not being able to buy much else now! 🧑🦳😒
Well when servants pour everything into your golden goblet for you how would you know. Also he doesn’t drive shop for himself etc. he’s a nepo baby. But the MAGATS all think he’s a good ole boy just like them.
For those who haven’t been here or are unfamiliar, we don’t sell “cans of milk” in the USA. Most people buy their milk in plastic jugs, paper half gallons, or sometimes glass bottles.
Yep! But his speech on the economy and tariffs was relating to regular ol’ milk rather than condensed milk or evaporated milk - which are products of milk. I don’t think that most people regularly depend on canned milk products in America the way they do whole milk and etc.
Of course you're right. I am laughing at the canned milk comment too. I got a bit pedantic, but I was attempting to be funny. I failed at humor. My humor can be odd.
That's odd. If he really wanted to show his age he could have said "bottle of milk". (I'm just old enough that we actually got milk delivered in bottles -- with wax paper seals as lids -- when I was a kid.) Maybe he was searching for "cartoon" and his old man brain got a cramp?
Has anyone else noticed that tap water smells like asshole today? I guess Kennedy got his way,great now we'll have e coli on top of measles and bird flu See this is what happens when you let the monkey out of the zoo and into the oval office Stupid people shouldn't have a vote
This everyman champion of the people is just so far removed from living any kind of normal life that he has never gone to the store and bought his own groceries.
Hahaha ! My friend used to say he was doing some ‘Marketing’ ! He was the only person using that term 😝 it never caught on amongst our 🌈friends and fam
It’s not modern, however, Scots say/use the term ‘messages’ for groceries - In Scotland, "the messages" is a common slang term for going grocery shopping or acquiring groceries. But, let’s not weird his mind any more than it already is!
He had to be taught what groceries are because he's only ever seen food already cooked and on the plate. And as usual he thinks that because it's new to him it's new to everyone else.
I've heard they come in bags, though. And sometimes when you can't afford all of the apples, you put them back into the apple cooler at the “grocery store”.
I think of provisions as for a trip. Like all the stuff you take in the car for a road trip. So yes, not just food. I like vittles for food and 'household goods' for non-vittles.
Too many words.
Provisions captures it all. When I go to Costco, it's an adventure! TP, mouthwash, fruit, meat, snacks, vitamins, drinks, bread, everything, even gas in the car.
#Provisions
I believe somebody tried to describe “market basket” to him as an economics term. He’d never heard it before. Thought baskets are old fashioned. So, the bag is his “novel” thinking.
Hes a fucking idiot.
47 doesn't know the actual meaning of groceries. He's never stepped into a grocery store, never bought any groceries. It could be a Greek word for all he knows. But, hey, give him credit, he used the word a lot during his campaign.
That’s when he learned the word. “Groceries, groceries, what a cool word, never heard that before, groceries, huh, well, uh, groceries are going to be a lot cheaper when I’m in office.”
Its the first time he's heard of them.
His personal chefs have always brought along their own ingredients he had no idea folk actually go shopping for food.
I was thinking about this. His unfamiliarity with the word groceries completely exposes his lifestyle. He is so out of touch with a regular person that it would be sad if it wasn’t so horrible.
He obviously doesn’t shop in “grow-Siri” stores (denture slip?) or any stores that aren’t called Gucci, et al. He should be lured into being a contestant on Guys Grocery Dash. Or Let’s Make a Deal. It would be great:(
Mark Cuban suggested Americans stock up on items not because they'll become unavailable but because resellers are going to mark them up regardless of whether or not they're more expensive due to tariffs.
I hate that idea, because only people that don't live paycheck to paycheck can afford to do this, leaving those that can least afford it taking the burden of higher prices.
If you go to the grocery store, budget your groceries you purchase from your grocer, the word is central to your life. This idiot has never had to think about these things; so out of touch with the average human being.
It's only a matter of time. Me, personally, I aim to be as unappaetizing as possible so that no one would ever consider killing and eating me out of sheer disgust if nothing else.
Have you not meet any of your MAGA neighbors? I have, and they're not exactly the farming type. Breaking stuff is easy, building and growing things is difficult.
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Say it now while it can still be plural: “Grocery-EEZ”
In a week, we’ll be down to the singular: “Grocery”
“I was able to buy my grocery this morning.”
It’s not a concept that Trump ever understood.
*our favorite C word
“I’m going to the food-stuffs store tomorrow”
food-stuffs near me. Guess I should travel.
This is a guy who thinks you need id to buy food, that you buy cereal by the pound, and said pound of cereal costs $100
I fucking hate that stupid dumb fuck.
Maybe he meant to be an oxyMORON.
JAW food.
(just add water)
I can't see a better word yet for both together.
I just use 'shopping,' not being able to buy much else now! 🧑🦳😒
A can of milk. He doesn’t even know how milk is stored?!
Although, if he knows anything about milk, I can see him straight drinking La Lechera 🤣☠️
Ingredients of inconvenience?
The chef’s problem?
Melania’s responsibility?
Fare
Vittles
Provisions
Grub
Provisions captures it all. When I go to Costco, it's an adventure! TP, mouthwash, fruit, meat, snacks, vitamins, drinks, bread, everything, even gas in the car.
#Provisions
Donald J. Trump
P.S. He can't even get THAT correct!
#1) Groceries... is NOT the bag
#2) By different things, does he mean anything else besides FOOD items? 🙄🤣
As Bugs Bunny used to say, "What a maroon".
https://youtu.be/2NKByZe7kZg?si=vW18TnWhbExbcz2Y
Hes a fucking idiot.
Trump has popularized a word.
Old fashioned one few have heard.
It's called "Groceries". Really big hit!
"A bag with different things in it."
/s
GRCRE-Z
GRCRE-Z PRO
(Costco’s new name)
Food stuffs.
Vitals.
Grub.
His personal chefs have always brought along their own ingredients he had no idea folk actually go shopping for food.
(See also potable water and breathable air)
Nobody ever asks him wtf he's talking about.
25th amendment now.
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
we just gotta stop ✋ watering our crops in gov with Brawndo! The Thirst Mutilator! first. ❤️🔥
dehydrate traitors.
😂
Everybody in my circle says it's a good movie.
Thoughts?
Make room Make room by Harry Harrison
different enough to make it worth doing both.
I'd love it if this platform had a bookmark. I'd bookmark this.
So, lots of cardboard and some awful acting, and period-typical misogyny, BUT carrying messages that can be compared to SnowPiercer(2013)
Worth watching for the Zeitgeist
1984 was better quality (book & movie), because England was a more mature country at the time.
I don't watch many movies. I'm very late.