People are complaining that Trump’s bond was only $200K, and that he could easily wind up fleeing justice. Okay, but if he does, please let it involve a golf cart chase. OJ style if possible. - ThreadSky

georgetakei.bsky.social • 639 days ago

People are complaining that Trump’s bond was only $200K, and that he could easily wind up fleeing justice.

Okay, but if he does, please let it involve a golf cart chase. OJ style if possible.

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flyinjenny.bsky.social•639 days ago

I vote for a boat convoy that inadvertently ends up sinking half its participants.

darthhellokitty.bsky.social•639 days ago

Maybe a submarine?

sandymay.bsky.social•639 days ago

My dream

waxmonkey.bsky.social•639 days ago

if he fled justice that would probably be the best result for everyone so im ok with that, plus it will be lots of fun

marktspence.bsky.social•639 days ago

Let's get an office pool going--I'm putting $20 on the UAE square!

realgoshzilla.bsky.social•639 days ago

He’s gonna try to fly to Russia, can’t leave US airspace, intercepted by jets, chased out to sea and game over. New conspiracy theory emerges: orange man is running a ‘murica base at the bottom of the ocean, millions of dorks drown trying to swim to it

ashleyhynes.bsky.social•639 days ago

Why stop there. How about convince them he died in office and the one running around now is an imposter?

He loves to spread conspiracy theories, now he gets his own “Paul is dead” one…

illya.illyaking.com•639 days ago

I'm surprised he even paid. Did he pay or did he promise to pay and will hold the courts up in court to delay paying? Why can't I do that with my credit?!?

zoekc78.bsky.social•639 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 I'd watch that!

asadiablo.me•639 days ago

It's still possible that when he turns himself in this week the judge can order him to surrender his passport and ground his personal plane save for travel to and from court hearings.

mtaylor.bsky.social•639 days ago

🧐

xrlq.bsky.social•639 days ago

I hope he flees. Make him a coward instead of a martyr.

moriartystjames.bsky.social•639 days ago

Glorious President in Exile.

nancylp.bsky.social•639 days ago

This is one instance where I would be perfectly happy if the criminal suspect fled the country and disappeared into obscurity.

ghayduke.bsky.social•639 days ago

You just know the My Pillow guy will be his Al Cowlings.

jnca.bsky.social•639 days ago

Follow the Orange spray paint and McDonald’s wrappers!

malevolentmango.bsky.social•639 days ago

Cops have surrounded the Carl's Jr, and it appears Trump has pulled around front to receive his order

lareyne.bsky.social•639 days ago

To the Benny Hill theme

s3glz33.bsky.social•639 days ago

Oh please!!! 😂😂😂😂

bennileemhuis.bsky.social•639 days ago

Him not being able to pay it would be so much fun 😋

velcanoz.bsky.social•639 days ago

Benny Hill style

juliemann.bsky.social•639 days ago

Yakkity Sax makes anything funnier

kuangeleven.bsky.social•639 days ago

'I'm soo fast, SOO fast. Big strong guy came up to me, tears in his eyes, said 'Sir, I've never seen such fastnessity'. Make America fast again!'

*kid overtakes on pogo stick*

skoozeme.bsky.social•639 days ago

With Rudi at the wheel!!!!

ceceellen.bsky.social•639 days ago

waynetec13.bsky.social•639 days ago

In this case, I'd be fine with him fleeing. He'd have no choice but to disappear from public, which would be a net positive for humanity at large.

mcclain142.bsky.social•639 days ago

My complaint about his bond is that there shouldn't be cash bond for anyone, period. Set rules and release or don't because they are dangerous, why does having money grant people different treatment?

Also, he's already broken bond with posts, lock him up!

burntcopper.bsky.social•639 days ago

In england and Wales you get bail on good behaviour - past behaviour taken into account. There's no cash involved. It sounds very 18thc.

lemurianlemurlad.bsky.social•639 days ago

You're not wrong. It's pretty fucked up, and VERY weaponized against the poor. "Oh, you don't have $50k just sitting around? Guess you gotta stay in jail until your trial... In... Uh, 3 years. For a crime that only keeps you in jail for 6 months. Man, that sucks for you."

stefanfranczuk.bsky.social•639 days ago

Oh please let it happen…

unicornsrockuk.bsky.social•639 days ago

Are we going to open a book on where he'll flee?

My money is on Kazakhstan. Nice.

suburbandeathmarch.bsky.social•639 days ago

I'm OK with him fleeing, spending the rest of his miserable days in Russia, penniless and alone, assets seized, family and friends imprisoned.

s3glz33.bsky.social•639 days ago

Oh, the pictures in my head!
😂😂😂😂

necroknights.bsky.social•639 days ago

Trump knew what he did, and has had 3 years to flee the country. He didn’t because he thinks himself untouchable by the law. I don’t see him deciding to run now.

moriartystjames.bsky.social•639 days ago

You know, the same was said about Al Capone.

necroknights.bsky.social•639 days ago

This is true. I’m not saying that he is untouchable, just that his hubris is preventing him from doing the obvious.

mmmtattoo.bsky.social•639 days ago

Knowing Trump he'll try to flee and attempt pin it on the 'deep state'

wrygrin.bsky.social•639 days ago

Due to being protected by the Secret Service, he is literally unable to flee. If he should become a fugitive, his Secret Service personnel immediately become Law Enforcement personnel, and place him into custody.

heluecht.pirati.ca•639 days ago

I bet that he hopes that they will protect him from the law enforcement if needed.

BTW: Imagine, he would land in jail. Will the Secret Service be imprisoned as well, to always be at his side? :-)

jeffdaddy.bsky.social•639 days ago

“Only 200K”. Right. Who assumes he has the money to pay it…

zebramaeuschen.bsky.social•639 days ago

"but he's a billionaire" 😆

jeffdaddy.bsky.social•639 days ago

Mmm-hmmm…. Shoo-er…

burntcopper.bsky.social•639 days ago

We need music. And commentary. Preferably by sports commentators. 'And he's coming up the side-'
'That's a bold move, historically only works if he's engaged 2nd gear as it can lead to a nasty upset.'

sagas.bsky.social•639 days ago

If he flees justice, his reelection chances go down it flames which would be good enough for me

mcclain142.bsky.social•639 days ago

Oh please, you know he could be hiding in Russia and he'd still get 48% of the vote. People are fucking crazy now.

somethingamyss.bsky.social•639 days ago

Hiding? He could be running Russia and get 48%

apjanke.bsky.social•639 days ago

*cue "Yakkety Sax"...

natacha.bsky.social•639 days ago

Have we got a mugshot yet?

thesmithminute.bsky.social•639 days ago

While Yakety Sax plays.

motown.bsky.social•639 days ago

And he only has to put up 10%, shit, that's just coke pocket money to him.

bstjames2023.bsky.social•639 days ago

Only place he can go is Russia, where they will use the Propaganda of an ex U.S. President trashing America all the time

moriartystjames.bsky.social•639 days ago

I feel sorry for the families of the Secret Service agents, who will have to go into hiding with Trump.

revmagdalen.bsky.social•639 days ago

I'm sure Uncle Vlad will make it worth their while.

wendyorent.bsky.social•639 days ago

My personal favorite fantasy is that Trump flees to the probably rather reluctant embrace of Vlad Putin, and ends up living in a disintegrating Soviet-era building block in Novosibirsk, with rats and roaches running across his feet.

boysek.bsky.social•639 days ago

yes, please

revmagdalen.bsky.social•639 days ago

He'll always have some use to Putin though, as someone famous he can trot out on TV to declare the West is terrible, actually, because we're so corruptly persecuting him, and also our toilets don't flush right and we can't watch TV unless it's windy.