Occasionally, when I get a butter knife out of the drawer, I hold it aloft and sing the Zelda Item Find sound. How am I single? - ThreadSky

delaneyking.bsky.social • 125 days ago

Occasionally, when I get a butter knife out of the drawer, I hold it aloft and sing the Zelda Item Find sound.

How am I single?

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quail.bsky.social•125 days ago

Now I’m going to do the full OoT master sword get song every time I remove the chefs knife from its block.

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

Its dangerous to go alone.

quail.bsky.social•125 days ago

I am too young for the chef’s knife, I must sleep until I am old enough to wield it and cut the pumpkin.

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

Okay, settle for the boomerang.

authentic-ml.bsky.social•124 days ago

You answered your own question.

iridescentaudio.bsky.social•125 days ago

Because it's literally just a butter knife. Everybody knows that's the small item jingle. You sing the key item jingle for the electric meat carver.

hannahbannana1942.bsky.social•125 days ago

Entire thread group date orgy when?

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

When someone plays Song of Queers on an ocarina.

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•125 days ago

I've just fallen in love with you

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

Understandable.

deevineloyalty.bsky.social•124 days ago

Hahaha you're great!

romwriteenable.bsky.social•125 days ago

absolutely baffling, in another age you would be threatening to stab people just to make it through breakfast without proposals

craigj1976.bsky.social•125 days ago

It's the pineapple on pizza thing.

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•124 days ago

its my "found the screwdriver" theme song

diomonic.bsky.social•125 days ago

Probably because you aren't switching in the longer chest opening theme enough.

el-intrepido.bsky.social•124 days ago

Is it bad that I whistled it immediately (ocarina of time style, of course)

ishkur.bsky.social•125 days ago

Does the knife help you get into a different area of the house?

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

A knife can get you in any area of a house.

ishkur.bsky.social•125 days ago

I dunno, you'd probably also need the bracelet to get into that room with the boulder blocking the door.

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

Depends how good the drywall is. :)

ishkur.bsky.social•125 days ago

Well for that you're going to need the hammer. It's down in the basement, a Stalfos is probably guarding it.

phildragonbeard.bsky.social•125 days ago

Society can't leave you like that. It's dangerous to go alone! 🤨

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

coldphuzion.bsky.social•124 days ago

I do this when I give my dog a treat

claralaflore.bsky.social•125 days ago

It's simply too powerful, there are a lot of weak-willed women out there who would be deeply intimidated by it.

cognoscente.bsky.social•125 days ago

Sounds like you gotta take out Ganon first

delaneyking.bsky.social•125 days ago

Take out a man? Ick.

benfluencet.bsky.social•124 days ago

great, now Im going to walk around the house w a butterknife and that music in my head (after you leave the cave).

suslibrarian.bsky.social•125 days ago

I knew a couple where the husband would lift his wife and do the same. And they’d both fall over in a giggle fit. Life goals, really.

andylvv.bsky.social•125 days ago

All the best people do this.

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