It's weird that the US government released actual UFO footage and nobody bats an eye, and yet the government lose their shit over what is, was or may be between my legs. My genitals are more fearsome than extra terrestrials. Cool. Cool. - ThreadSky

delaneyking.bsky.social • 44 days ago

It's weird that the US government released actual UFO footage and nobody bats an eye, and yet the government lose their shit over what is, was or may be between my legs.

My genitals are more fearsome than extra terrestrials. Cool. Cool.

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nahyahnah.bsky.social•44 days ago

Their tiny minds can not comprehend other people are different, and that's ok.

It's the hardest concept for the fascist - difference is ok.

Their heads just explode.

riley527.bsky.social•44 days ago

Finally!!! Another trans person starting to understand it! #UFOsecrecy is the ideological underbelly of the fascist regime! The left could use to dislodge their control over religion and perception of order. Yes, our trans story is part of this. Think bigger. The left must rediscover spirituality.

evadeathdollie.bsky.social•44 days ago

I’ve had some scary encounters to not make that comparison.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•44 days ago

and once again, fuck them

coreylr.bsky.social•44 days ago

They aren't embarrassed about how much extra terrestrials turn them on.

jaydradawn.bsky.social•44 days ago

Wait until actual aliens arrive and they're WOKE!!

jaydradawn.bsky.social•44 days ago

"Why do those who do the most difficult and dangerous labour recieve the least material rewards? Your planet's spin is not the only thing that is backwatds! Re re re se! We too enjoy observational humour, as well as allowing and accomodating ours to determine their own contributions to society."

therealkuji.bsky.social•44 days ago

Everyone knows the aliens are asexual.. it's why they have no problem doing an anal probe.

slappylongballs.bsky.social•43 days ago

I'm...actually interested now and that deeply disturbs me.

haydentcem.bsky.social•44 days ago

What? UFOs are just Unidentified Flying Objects, of course they exist. Any plane that can’t be identified is a UFO. What are you talking about?

hannahbannana1942.bsky.social•43 days ago

“Pics or it didn’t happen”

teufelaffe.bsky.social•44 days ago

So you're the Stjepan Sejic superman & Lois sexy comic irl?

delaneyking.bsky.social•44 days ago

Well I am fresh from the farm.

ohdahlia.bsky.social•44 days ago

They can prove what’s between my legs, they are likely covering up a foreign governments advanced aerospace program. They changed the term from UFO to UAP (Unidentified Areal Phenomenon). Because you know how they LOVE to rename shit. It’s all bs.

sciencexspirit.bsky.social•44 days ago

It's Christian nationalism. Fundies have their sexuality suppressed and anything that gets suppressed comes out in very unhealthy ways. If you have a tube of water and you keep squeezing the water down, eventually, the tube will burst. A similar thing happens when you suppress people's natural urges

jtony.com•43 days ago

“Actual UFO footage” means they released footage of something that is, by definition, “unidentified,” not an alien craft. This is not particularly remarkable. Definitely not as remarkable as what is between my legs.

jackparsonslives.bsky.social•44 days ago

LITERALLY THIS

soabfab.bsky.social•44 days ago

Not once have I heard a senator ask which bathroom these aliens are using, either cloked or uncloked. 👽

ohdahlia.bsky.social•44 days ago

We need answers NOW.

kerricoombs.bsky.social•44 days ago

They're not interested because we have eye witness accounts that the aliens are just smooth down there.

8thaveadultnyc.bsky.social•44 days ago

Hog taker and log maker 🤣

germak7.bsky.social•44 days ago

The Goverment is Controller by those Extraterrestials by getting hold of your Genitals they Spread Sin and by extension kill off Humanity

ymirthe2nd.bsky.social•44 days ago

They're distracting us from the fact that aliens are pooping in our toilets.

halleyhart.bsky.social•44 days ago

I feel like there's gotta be a way to use this fear. Blind em with genitals or something 🤣

claralaflore.bsky.social•44 days ago

Rebrand the aliens to "extra testicles" and they'd probably pre-emptively declare war on them.

rockchewer.bsky.social•43 days ago

Maybe what is in between your legs is far more fantastical than an alien space craft.

I'm not sure if that sounded creepy or like an insult,
Neither were intended

antiquemascara.bsky.social•44 days ago

You’re darn tootin.’ Don’t you forget it. 😉

squidpod.bsky.social•44 days ago

To be fair, the UFO’s turned out to be fake.

jackparsonslives.bsky.social•44 days ago

This is objectively false

squidpod.bsky.social•43 days ago

You're not up to date.

jackparsonslives.bsky.social•43 days ago

You haven’t read 50 U.S.C. § 3033

squidpod.bsky.social•43 days ago

Robert Biggalo has been scamming congress since the 70s. Yes there’s official reports, but as soon as you follow the players involved it’s clear it’s a scam. Here’s a place to start:

https://youtu.be/6XD4gQS_-qY?si=Tp8NXR7Z-ve3qA_G

jackparsonslives.bsky.social•43 days ago

This has nothing to do with Robert Bigelow.

jaycemonde.bsky.social•44 days ago

So did the dangers of trans people existing, any time anyone's actually bothered to do a study on our societal impact.

squidpod.bsky.social•43 days ago

There’s lots of studies in cultural anthropology that show gender is spectrum and gender expression is fluid over time and culture. The “follow the science” people don’t actually follow the science. If they did they would realize very little in nature is a true binary.

dazeandweaks.bsky.social•44 days ago

Which ones turned out fake? There have been more than a few declassified incidents in the last ~5 years, with varying degrees of video, audio, other evidence. All of them turned out fake?

squidpod.bsky.social•44 days ago

Yes, they were real in the fact that they were video. But the ufos were a variation of regular things

dazeandweaks.bsky.social•44 days ago

Which videos are you referring to and what sources show the "regular thing" that they were instead? The incidents that have been declassified are published are too varied and numerous to be hand-waved away. If you have debunk sources, please share them.

squidpod.bsky.social•43 days ago

google UFOs "Go-fast" "Gimble" debunked. You should be able to find what you need. My original post was just a joke response, so I really don't want to spend my effort on this.

Good luck truth seeker!

dazeandweaks.bsky.social•43 days ago

If you are going to post a comment that claims all declassified UAP events have been debunked, then come with sources. Your response being that I should Google two phrases, shows that you have no information on this topic.

You have spend effort already to show you had nothing of worth to add

madscitool.bsky.social•43 days ago

Ok but merch idea, underwear with a UFO/alien and the slogan "mind your business"

femtransfan.bsky.social•44 days ago

It's why I think the UFO stuff ain't real, they're trying to distract us from the ba they're doing

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