I got a belt on that’s holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don’t know what’s really happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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Niko Stratis
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
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