I absolutely remember the preacher standing up every Sunday and telling us all that doctors were performing partial birth abortions by letting a baby come partially out of the vagina and then snipping its spine with large scissors.
Oh did you not do Sunday school in a basement every Sunday for a few hours where you were told all the ways you could go to hell seemingly plucked at random from the Bible before you were shuffled upstairs to sing “our god is an awesome god” while weirdos raised their hands and swayed back and forth
Just me then? What about church camp where they forced everyone into the woods alone for 4 hours to pray while the counselors snuck around like religious Rambo trying to catch kids talking to each other instead of Christ?
What about the yearly separation of the sexes where the creepy men counselors would tell us all at the pool about saving ourselves for marriage and then get way too detailed about how fun sex was and giving out tricks like “just touch her all the time to get her going” to a bunch of 13 year olds?
And did at least half of the people you grow up with stay in the church, start preaching in some capacity, and then get involved in MLMs about vitamins and shit for Christ?
It’s all a fucking grift run by the dumbest fucking people imaginable. But it also caters to them.
Just generations of men who never faced their fear of the dark and instead try to make everyone fear everything while pretending they have answers to save you from whatever boogeyman they imagine. Back then it was gays. Todays it’s trans kids.
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There were even fucking comics of it.
It’s all a fucking grift run by the dumbest fucking people imaginable. But it also caters to them.
What will it be in 5 years?