[Working security at the man-made horrors factory] Buddy, they don't even let me comprehend them - ThreadSky

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cosmoslionheart.bsky.social • 656 days ago

[Working security at the man-made horrors factory]

Buddy, they don't even let me comprehend them

man I’m just a factory floor tour guide but the question I get most is ‘who let you in here?’

😂

The eldrich horrors aren't man made 😤

One time I accidently comprehended for just a moment, and I got a written warning. They do not fuck around at the man-made horrors factory

Manager said they like to keep it in real ship shape. But it's not a ship, it's a factory. God I fucking hate that guy.

It IS a factory shaped like a ship though, which was the horror I realized...

Land ships WILL lead to land sharks. And I AM NOT leading another expedition to massacre the street sharks again.

Also land pirates, but I can get behind that

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