It's time I came clean. Today for lunch I had a sandwich - with moist bread... - ThreadSky

markkbadger10.bsky.social•168 days ago

Me too.
Corned beef and Branston.

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rosame.bsky.social•168 days ago

Shame on you. Why didn't you order a minion to bring steak in for you like normal working people?

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parsnip45.bsky.social•167 days ago

Oh Gary - you’ve let us down

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garygilligan.bsky.social•167 days ago

Sorry Ms P!

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jenniewhitewave.bsky.social•168 days ago

Excellent.

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thievesguild.biz•168 days ago

moist, they said moist

heh, heh

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redcosmonaut.bsky.social•167 days ago

Moist....such a Kemilicious word

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adambede.bsky.social•168 days ago

You little tinker! Tomorrow you will have to make up for it with a raw steak.

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meandmywoofers.bsky.social•168 days ago

I’m shocked I tell you, shocked 😳🤣

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warmwestwind.bsky.social•168 days ago

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crispi-nachos.bsky.social•168 days ago

Ewww 😭😭😭 how why what when where

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stezzabuzza.bsky.social•167 days ago

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redcosmonaut.bsky.social•167 days ago

Coffee splurt

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jhafero.bsky.social•168 days ago

"Moist Bread" is probably the best alternative/grunge band name ever.

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cheshiredoglady.bsky.social•168 days ago

Yes, but was it a woke sandwich?

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oddly arousing, Gary😂

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riotgrandma.bsky.social•168 days ago

*Backs away slowly*

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

Don’t judge me Carol😂

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riotgrandma.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh i am judging you BOTH from here to Christmas!

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

It’s a first offence, please show mercy….😬

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riotgrandma.bsky.social•168 days ago

The cat has spoken.😺👊🏻

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missfairhurst.bsky.social•168 days ago

Makes me feel all...

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

Now that is moist…😄

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missfairhurst.bsky.social•168 days ago

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

Stop it ! Carol @riotgrandma.bsky.social Will be disciplining me my the medium of cat again 😂👍🏼

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alanwino.bsky.social•168 days ago

By the medium of cat even….

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survivingboomer.bsky.social•168 days ago

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mumsyface.bsky.social•168 days ago

Tasty. But I killed my own buffalo for steak at my desk. I do this every day. 😉

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spanglish51.bsky.social•168 days ago

You are just some kind of woke , commie , agitator ! 😜

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000iamsoops.bsky.social•168 days ago

Moist...

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garygilligan.bsky.social•168 days ago

You stopped drinking to type that?

Get back to work!

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000iamsoops.bsky.social•168 days ago

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garygilligan.bsky.social•168 days ago

That's better!

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000iamsoops.bsky.social•168 days ago

No.
Lager....🤣

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nakedhaggis.bsky.social•168 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

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kevmoore.bsky.social•168 days ago

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000iamsoops.bsky.social•168 days ago

Very....

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cactuswoman.bsky.social•168 days ago

Nooooooooo! You wokey sarnie eater!!!!! Get some raw steak down your neck! 😉😉😂😂

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wokinglass.bsky.social•168 days ago

😱 what is wrong with you?🤣

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firstladynot.bsky.social•168 days ago

Absolute filth

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mikerml.bsky.social•168 days ago

How embarrassing. 😂

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sg99.bsky.social•168 days ago

You monster!! 😁

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digitalr3x.bsky.social•168 days ago

We're allowed to use the word "moist" here? WTH?

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gandalfpc.bsky.social•167 days ago

Is Kemikaze ever moist? Asking for Hamish.

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cernusson49.bsky.social•168 days ago

Whereas I had steak...& Someone brought it to my table.
I feel ashamed ...

😋😂🍷

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garygilligan.bsky.social•168 days ago

I hope you were working while you ate it Cecilia.

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cernusson49.bsky.social•168 days ago

Ummmm...I was emailing and then scrolling on my phone. I think I could say it was "work"!! Haha

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pippip343.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh no 😟

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andyb1963.bsky.social•167 days ago

According to Kemi your a wimp

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garygilligan.bsky.social•167 days ago

Exactly.

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francarnell.bsky.social•168 days ago

Can forgive the woke wimpy sandwich BUT 'moist' bread. OMG!!!

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indypnw.bsky.social•167 days ago

Sinner!

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objjr.bsky.social•168 days ago

Don't forget the mayo

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janeyllou.bsky.social•168 days ago

Hope you washed it down with some nice left wing milk.

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lucidwhim.bsky.social•168 days ago

A sandwich Mr Gilligan?

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paultype5.bsky.social•168 days ago

A bracknell, would suffice.

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beddell69.bsky.social•168 days ago

You devil you. A traitor to the cause 🤣🤣

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christinathecelt.bsky.social•168 days ago

Hoiking up my judgey pants. I had kfc

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grumpygrandma.bsky.social•168 days ago

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t166er.bsky.social•168 days ago

Sacrilege.....🤬

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mrssamp.bsky.social•168 days ago

My judgement is strong

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rolandbutter.bsky.social•168 days ago

I've started moistening my bread when I make sarnies. If Kemi doesn't like it, it's a sure sign it makes sense to do it.

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tsunami65.bsky.social•168 days ago

She'll be rabbiting on about the "advantages" of drinking raw milk next 🙄🙄

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rolandbutter.bsky.social•167 days ago

🤣

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tsunami65.bsky.social•167 days ago

I'd laugh too if it wasn't for the fact that a friend of mine has started extolling the "advantages" of raw milk! 🙄🙄

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in-deep.bsky.social•168 days ago

So did I, and much better for me than a steak

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chizzey1.bsky.social•168 days ago

Soggy.... only 1 lick of Moist is required. Depending on how it's applied.

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glandwrwj.bsky.social•168 days ago

What you want a medal? I had one for breakfast with extra moist bread 🤔😁

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ockamsrazor.bsky.social•168 days ago

Stop the tease, tell us the filling! Was it buttered bread?

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ockamsrazor.bsky.social•168 days ago

3 in 1 nice

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mikebarrett1943.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh I say Gary, have you no pride, or sense of propriety?

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colg.bsky.social•168 days ago

I propose a toast...

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valezri.bsky.social•167 days ago

From the character Monica Geller in Friends (via Ross). she puts a gravy soaked slice of bread between other fillings in her Christmas Turkey sandwich - tried it. Never looked back 😋

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kinglucythe1st.bsky.social•168 days ago

You monster !!!!

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nettekin.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh, Gary, I'm afraid I may have to revise my opinion of you - you philistine! 😉 🥪

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eileen13.bsky.social•168 days ago

Well done, you've achieved the double of being woke and a wimp simultaneously.

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markbrack.bsky.social•168 days ago

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sukey49.bsky.social•168 days ago

NO!!

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claireepsom.bsky.social•168 days ago

No!!! Are you ok still or have you turned into (I hardly dare say it) a wimp?

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justj1.bsky.social•168 days ago

Omg 😱 nooooooooo

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jacquelinecable.bsky.social•168 days ago

It's why toast is the snack choice of the intellectuals.

Ahem.
Been saying it for decades

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firstladynot.bsky.social•168 days ago

Oh dear god

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shorty1955.bsky.social•168 days ago

The greatest moist bread sarnie is a bacon one dipped in dripping

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nevunderwhelmed.bsky.social•168 days ago

Absolute filth

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nannyjax.bsky.social•168 days ago

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demelo.bsky.social•168 days ago

You daft woke cxxt 😂😂

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karenomahony.bsky.social•168 days ago

But, but - that’s for wimps or something, isn’t it 🥺

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greenerfutures.bsky.social•168 days ago

Nom nom

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owainb.bsky.social•168 days ago

I think we have a new class of sandwich: the Kemi sandwich. Rather partial to a Kemi sandwich myself..

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tavole.bsky.social•168 days ago

Me too, yesterday I ate my steak with my hands whilst as a non wimp I worked on my keyboard, my PA to used my keyboard after me

..the wimp rang in sick today

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