The secret to a clean line? Get some painter's tape to perfect that nice, clean line (Stephen Colbert) - ThreadSky

gjahn.bsky.social • 16 days ago

The secret to a clean line?
Get some painter's tape to perfect that nice, clean line (Stephen Colbert)

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ameh22.bsky.social•15 days ago

For hating those with dark skin, he sure does paint the tanner on with a butter knife.

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

His hypocrisy never surprises us ...

ameh22.bsky.social•15 days ago

You’re not wrong.

youdou.bsky.social•15 days ago

Is that low tack tape?
Otherwise the ear might pop right off.

gjahn.bsky.social•16 days ago

Here's the link to laugh ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5CpW4HjozQ

michiganbecky.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m thinking that’s where his headband stops,

agoodideaatthetime.bsky.social•15 days ago

I did a better job of blending my makeup into my hairline as a 13 year old!

mmichelle-kellyy.bsky.social•15 days ago

🤣

boxofmoonlight.bsky.social•15 days ago

I've never understood why someone with so much money looks so bad. Bad hair. Bad makeup. Bad suits.

phoenixmeg.bsky.social•15 days ago

The term "lipstick on a pig" comes to mind.

At least he's not constantly scratching at his hair-extension glue like Kristi Noem 🙄
Girl looks like she has lice

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

😝😹

paulburnswriter.bsky.social•15 days ago

That ear “healed” up nicely too. No scar at all.

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

"duct tape"

coolkatta.bsky.social•15 days ago

I would recommend frog tape. Sharper lines and no bleeding. 😉

amannamedmad.bsky.social•15 days ago

Seriously, it's like VonShitzNpants has gotten carried away with the amount of foundation and makeup he uses. The old drag queen 😅

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

I know, right?
Physically he looks like a train wreck, and this slopping foundation application just seems to call it out more so.
I've heard reports it takes him HOURS to prepare ... he is truly narcissistic ...

thndrbck.bsky.social•15 days ago

Real men don't wear makeup.

Just look at that painted doll.

elonsucks.bsky.social•15 days ago

What is with these men in makeup bearing up on trans folk?

sinkinatarpit.bsky.social•15 days ago

Look at This dude

macksteele.bsky.social•15 days ago

Donald Trump

Stupid, completely morally corrupt, confused about everything, greed driven, arrogant and out of touch with America.

The Perfect Republican today

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

... he certainly checks all the boxes ...

fafo-10.bsky.social•15 days ago

The talking point should not be the make up line, but rather how did he regrow ear cartilage 🤨

whitchyprincess.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yup. Need that painters tape. Don’t want any of the corpse skin to show through but got to be neat!

idontgiveatwit.bsky.social•15 days ago

His bonnet line.

frosty1000.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m guessing he thinks the pale part makes him look like he has more hair.

proudguy.bsky.social•15 days ago

O YES THE STAGED SHOOTING🤣🤣🤣😠😠😠👎👎👎👎

bigfoot19.bsky.social•15 days ago

Face painting freak.

minerroy.bsky.social•15 days ago

keeperofthekey.bsky.social•15 days ago

Good one.

docpsych.bsky.social•15 days ago

😂

gjahn.bsky.social•15 days ago

… kits coming to beauty supply stores near you soon …

docpsych.bsky.social•15 days ago

😂

jonep.bsky.social•15 days ago

FAKE NEWS as was the attempted assassination. There are SO MANY QUESTIONS surrounding this deep fake. Where is the shooters body? Why are there NO scars on the trump. Why no autopsy on the shooter? Why... why ...why...?

wlfwoman66.bsky.social•15 days ago

😆😆😆😆

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