I should probably get a noble piece prize. - ThreadSky

gpatrick.bsky.social • 44 days ago

I should probably get a noble piece prize.

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seasideseth.bsky.social•44 days ago

It feels like the cup should be styrofoam, on an avacado green Formica table.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

Ha ha ha!

chriscardsfan.bsky.social•44 days ago

Ultra Lights when you’re taking it easy. Menthols for when you have a cold. You have to be practical.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

And Pall Malls for when I'm going out to the nightclubs and wanna kick some ass

chriscardsfan.bsky.social•44 days ago

Parliament Funkadelics are definitely for the club.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

Or when I have to let the dogs out.

chriscardsfan.bsky.social•44 days ago

Unfiltered Camels for when you have to stand in a bread line or go win WWII.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

I fully believe that's why we won. Didn't every C-rat & K-rat come with at least 2 Camels? None of that frou-frou clove nonsense!

roguematt-sgc.bsky.social•44 days ago

Substitute a Monster for that coffee, and you've just made it Millennial-friendly.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

My diet and lifestyle seems to have only caused one problem.

roguematt-sgc.bsky.social•44 days ago

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

I usually get a double or a triple shot can of cold Starbucks along with my hot coffee. And I'm a Camel light kind of guy.

roguematt-sgc.bsky.social•44 days ago

I dabbled with Camel lights, and even, dare I say it, Lucky Strikes, when I was a young Specialist in Bosnia. Now I just stick to my @arccoffee.bsky.social shipments.

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•44 days ago

And swap out the Marlboros for Zyn?

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

I was a straight-up Copenhagen guy (I think I quit sometime before 04). I don't think I would've been able to go for Zyns.

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•44 days ago

Yeah -- I've avoided both this far. I was previously on the too much coffee during the day balanced out by alcohol at night cycle.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

I hate my nicotine addiction.

adamjschmidt.bsky.social•44 days ago

That's one bullet I dodged. Just really overdid it on caffeine -- switched to decaf and/or cacao shortly after I turned 40.

nf1nk.bsky.social•44 days ago

It's missing the magical third ingredient but I guess "spite" doesn't photograph well.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

Only the spite with at least 1 cup of disgruntle in the recipe.

analogkid66.bsky.social•44 days ago

I used to smoke about 20 packs of cigarettes a day. But since I lost 1 of my lungs, I cut my smoking in half.

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

That's not all that different from my story. When I was a kid I was in a car accident and lost the entire left side of my body.

Now I'm all right.

analogkid66.bsky.social•44 days ago

That "I used to smoke about 20 packs of cigarettes a day" is an old Cheech & Chong track. https://youtu.be/1OkStZhbZ20?si=TzVAd8U5cS9RRpHo

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

analogkid66.bsky.social•44 days ago

I remember when listening to that album was a highlight of my day. Ah, the life of a latchkey kid in the early 80's before any parents were home. https://youtu.be/kRFQX34olgg?si=sBzE_gQvYjKHKCLE

gpatrick.bsky.social•44 days ago

This was my favorite.

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