"My publisher demanded it..."
"My fans demanded it..."
"I had a huge advance..."
"I told people I was a writer then had to substantiate it!"
"It was a story that needed telling..."
"They chained me to the desk & kept whipping me if I didn't write!"
etc... am I close?!
Okay, see, my muse is a complete jackass, see, and that little fucker kept smacking me in the head saying "Hey! Shithead! Write this fuckin' book!" and I hoped if I wrote it maybe it might shut the little fucker up for a while, as if that shit ever works. So anyway, here we are. Here's the book.
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"My fans demanded it..."
"I had a huge advance..."
"I told people I was a writer then had to substantiate it!"
"It was a story that needed telling..."
"They chained me to the desk & kept whipping me if I didn't write!"
etc... am I close?!