need suggestions for the worst/most cursed Christmas songs. not overplayed songs, not old standards, i mean just STRAIGHT UP WTF IS THIS kinda stuff - ThreadSky

ibolt07.bsky.social • 183 days ago

need suggestions for the worst/most cursed Christmas songs.

not overplayed songs, not old standards, i mean just STRAIGHT UP WTF IS THIS kinda stuff

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dannydingo.bsky.social•182 days ago

Here's one from my personal collection. It doesn't have a specific title, I don't think; I just call it "Christmas Presley". It's from an old CBC show called "Switchback".

skyedotmp3.bsky.social•183 days ago

I can’t believe this horror wasn’t mentioned:

https://youtu.be/DguvASLTmTI?si=R7_ZZ8bfxaFCYrZR

watson24.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/iRMjEYlK4PU?si=KjuE9oUugLr56MGs
I definitely WTF’d the first time I heard this

mishabbarkin.bsky.social•183 days ago

GLADLY (video's a bit weird so warning for that)
https://youtu.be/Nryo91pHK8s?si=oN5Ch7MeK_iCKZ5b

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

THIS LITERALLY IS THE REASON I MADE THIS THREAD 🤣

mishabbarkin.bsky.social•183 days ago

IT'S SO GOOD

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

The best part is I can't even tell if he's playing it straight or not

bryanshadowbuck.bsky.social•183 days ago

I mean, If this isn't a cursed combo. I don't know what is. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubRBLAHjkTo

cptnquint.bsky.social•183 days ago

Let’s see: the Grandma got run over by a reindeer soundtrack, Hooray for Santa Claus

I’ve got a few more songs on my Christmas playlist not sure if they’re cursed but definitely out of left field

cptnquint.bsky.social•183 days ago

Oh wait I forgot the time Games Workshop decided to produce a 40k Christmas song, not sure if it counts as cursed but very unexpected

https://youtu.be/8TiqiOexD-8

harlowawd.bsky.social•183 days ago

Okay one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2v9G36G5hQ

harlowawd.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRKgugBwu2o

harlowawd.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=91Hm8Hqp0ys&pp=ygUPU3VlIHBhbnRzIHNhbnRh

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

YES THANK YOU

harlowawd.bsky.social•183 days ago

NO PANTALONES

mikethewolfboyo.bsky.social•182 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_b7GRoBMMk

just play it trust me its more than what you think

cobrarollbass.bsky.social•183 days ago

Linda Bennett - An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home)

gatineev.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/2SKToXZj43E?feature=shared

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

What the flying fuck is this xD

gatineev.bsky.social•183 days ago

You wanted cursed, I gave you cursed

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

why thank you, I consider it a special gift for a special time of year~

emeraldxmusic.com•183 days ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UsJ5N7Z9hqA

I gotchu

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

163 views? oh this is some obscure shit my favorite

emeraldxmusic.com•183 days ago

This is an original song from a Stepmania song pack from the 2000s. This is probably the only clean rip of it on YouTube if you don't download it from the artist's Bandcamp.

saxxon.bsky.social•183 days ago

blursed

ziggywzl.bsky.social•183 days ago

My fiancé @rayneraccoon.bsky.social likes Weird Al Yankovic. Maybe he would suggest Christmas at Ground Zero
https://youtu.be/Dgeb-LvYB-g

ziggywzl.bsky.social•183 days ago

How could I forget this one from Tiny Tim! "Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year"
https://youtu.be/gimRZ5Y3QZc

ziggywzl.bsky.social•183 days ago

This one I remember from back of Ye Olde flash animation days

https://youtu.be/XYQFpTWK9EM

dejitarujin.bsky.social•183 days ago

It still shocks me that "I Believe In Father Christmas" started getting radio play the past couple years during normal Christmas programming. Like, it is not a bad song by any means, but OOF. Pretty sure "What the fuuuck" was my actual reaction the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4b1NszpY

kanekisaragi.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8?si=_YCtS4FhhhMbrYcb

I still swear this one make no fucking sense.

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

oh yeah I've heard this version. It used to play at a place I used to work back some years ago

thatbloodypinko.bsky.social•182 days ago

https://youtu.be/2ThKV_G4VxI?si=ZWkGMjaPEqc7KOTJ

herr-melin.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/vLJERILmd8w?si=yn5VWRg2waCGY87r

micah.pet•183 days ago

The entire "Rated XXXmas" album by Matt Rogers.

seaboarder.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/aeZ0BUc3kMw?si=lQCrOu89Ruy73cfD

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

oh this is fun

seaboarder.bsky.social•183 days ago

Not bad, but kinda weird and quite fun

illas.bsky.social•183 days ago

12 Drinks of Christmas!

spiritomb.bsky.social•183 days ago

Christmas Shoes has that effect on me, like what the entire fuck was the creator trying to evoke if it wasn't cringing in horror

zendervai.bsky.social•183 days ago

This one is *so* fucked up. The movie they made out of it is even worse.

spiritomb.bsky.social•183 days ago

oh my god, please tell me that rifftrax at least plans to riff it

ibolt07.bsky.social•183 days ago

are y'all referring to this?

https://youtu.be/GJcPVB-we7g?feature=shared

zendervai.bsky.social•183 days ago

Yep.

“Maybe God sent a family through unimaginable tragedy so that I could learn that consumerist Christmas is okay…or maybe I’m just a dupe who bought into a scam”

(And unfortunately, Rifftrax hasn’t touched it yet)

furrlo.bsky.social•183 days ago

https://youtu.be/0FJU4GrXztE?si=j9QUo2iR5AQeFokk

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