yeah, i read that and was like, Onion is supposed to be satirical no? lol. that is literally the dream of all woman. have to give them kudos for actually keeping this one real. lol.
One wonders if someone has a hard time not getting lots of attention and grabs it by trying to shock those who are being celebrated and their families.
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wanting it's Mother's
seconds Day all day long.
Have you erase this from my brain before making the mother's day call later.
Fuuuuck.
Do we not have proofreaders anymore???