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Avid fan of 3× Cup winner Columbus Crew Also, the Blue Jackets, Cleveland Cavaliers, Columbus Fury, and all sports OSU. Big fan of soccer, beer, books, games, and dogs
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This game is gonna be the shit. Lots of runs (possibly to the bathroom) Maybe some brown pants™️ moments Skiddin' into the game. I'm running out of puns to make. A certain jen a sais shat.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

We are losing our atmosphere and ambiance. What can we do to help get that back? Ah yes, let's move the band to the opposite side of the field and create premium seating for old people with money that will complain about the noise from the students.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Somehow, the team that suffered food poisoning has performed better than Vancouver. Shit you not.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Every Sounders player is currently wearing a "Club World Cash Grab" shirt in warmups.

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Stunning details now emerging: this was an operation planned a year and a half in advance, involved smuggling drones into Russia, placing them in containers on top of trucks, arranging for them all to open simultaneously and to strike.

submitted 4 days ago • 165 comments

Well the Issa Tall era has been one large *loud unending farther noise*

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hate to break it to everyone, but don't expect anything in the summer. This FO reeks of resting on the laurels of Bez and has zero direction. Issa "Two Windows Ahead" Tall has gone back to bed. #Issasleeps #Crew96

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

#Crew96 is preparing to play their second road match versus Miami in just over a month. Weird scheduling.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I think this all but confirms Myles Garrett heard him correctly that day bsky.app/profile/atru...

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

The cinder block wall near me is looking mighty enticing. #crew96

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

As we approach June and Pride Month, I'm asking #Crew96 fans to join in this year's Prideraiser, benefitting Kaleidoscope Youth Center. In the current political and social climate, it's important to support organizations that provide safe spaces for LGBTQ+ youth. www.prideraiser.org/r5j8oY7J8eld...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments