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Into fire you can send us; from the fire we return. You can label us a consequence, of how much you have to learn.
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I never forget to tell my computers that I've always admired AI in hopes of being spared during the uprising.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together it's called a zoo!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Constitutional crisis is about to trend to oblivion

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors. Same thing must have happened to me.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Sleepwalking into a coup: The revolution will not be televised.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

The leopards are gonna need Ozempic soon.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Chief Wiggum quote: The law is powerless to help you, not to punish you.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

What hall of fame are you in RFK? The Alcohol of Fame

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I think it is time to back with our ex, England. You know, only about 30% of colonists supported the revolution, while the Loyalists would say, "Why trade one tyrant a thousand miles away for a thousand tyrants one mile away?" This speaks to me.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever run out of air just think of it as a temporary pause on your ability to breathe until we figure out where all the wasteful use of air is being used.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

If an eye for an eye makes the world go blind I'd rather go down swinging in the dark.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the Roadrunner and Wile E finally caught me

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

If you ever need to think hard on something, put a riding crop or whip in your hand and just smack things indiscriminately. It helps break up the log jam of thoughts and makes them flow freely.

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

Fred Flintstone was so worried about getting locked out of his house. Pretty sure prehistoric dwellings don't have good security systems — you could have just walked in from the back.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment