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the world is just better with trans, nonbinary, and genderqueer people in it full stop

The toddler

Olson, you are still so slow

It's definitely one. It literally has to be. They're bigger, stronger, better trained, and have more reps. It's insane to choose anything other than 1. That, however, doesn't mean past players couldn't have been as good. But they just grew up in completely different circumstances.

Mets are Barvesing

Olson, you are so slow

Braves?

It's not optimal. He is vaccinated, and he's doing okay. But ask this could be avoided if people weren't idiots.

Kid has whooping cough, if anyone wants to know how i feel about the current state of our country's health.

Counterpoint: Every tournament should be like this.

The funny thing is that it's probably the main source of money he has at this point, and Trump probably threatened him with dropped contracts to get Elon to apologize publicly. And Trump is still going to pull the rug out from under him.

Braves should've done this and put Riley in LF

Might've consulted the guy you gave that kind of money to on things that affect him before you made public pronouncements.

LMAO

Holmes not granting any relief

I think it makes a lot of sense for Orlando and clears some iffy salary for good. Is Memphis still trying to be good? Lot of offseason possibilities, of course.

Currently sitting in front of the toilet cheering on my son as he poops and gets better at using the potty.

Might call both of my senators tomorrow just to laugh at them

Melania looks like she's trying not to laugh

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings

Fantasy - I have Chase Burns, but someone has offered Josue de Paula and either Nimmala or Franklin Arias. Thoughts?

Jacob Miseryowski for hitters, amirite

Proud to stand 10 toes down with my comrades in the union. All we want is a fair deal

Boost, yes. That's what it is.

For the answer to this, take a look here. www.batterypower.com/2025/6/12/24...

It's this sort of thing where I think the "distraction" angle loses validity. The dumbest people on earth were elected or put into power, don't think about what they're doing, and are just flying by the seat of their pants in pursuit of a particular goal at any given time.

What is the worst hitting defensive position in 2025 so far?

In 49 states, this is just a Waffle House ...

There really is no happiness

fair contract now, the work homies are dead serious about going on strike

How shitty are men that just being a normal person is romanticized