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It's been 10 years since Motherface massacred the Delta Bi Dude Bros. LOS ANGELES: Are you ready for the college reunion? We are... vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/dude-...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

When you try to make beer magically appear in your hands but realize you can never go back to the days you had those powers because the world has changed

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Uh huh

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Wow you’re doing a great job of filtering out the one tiktok comment we always get, as evidenced by the two right above

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

All-timer eye roll from @alecowen.bsky.social on this one

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

didn't accept it. fuck this shit

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

In three years, this dork is going to invent 5-Second Films. And then 20 years later, almost to the exact month, he’ll be writing about it here.

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

oh hey, 50 new followers. come on in quickly, you'll be late for class

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Genuinely thought March Sadness would be a disaster for us on our two leading platforms, and instead we would up having one of our best-ever months (at least on TikTok...Instagram millennials were moderately lukewarm on the concept of being bummed out, which I get)

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

March Sadness ends with Jack Quaid this Monday. The countdown to the premiere begins here youtu.be/F83ZcWP_O5I?...

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

What if this isn't teasing Beast, and Doctor Doom is just laying siege to 1990s Seattle? #TossedSandmanAndScrambledKangs

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

March Sadness gets really really real, today. Hard to imagine it getting more real than this in fact

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

If we even did a March Gladness, what would fit? How many truly happy 5sfs did we make?

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

Gonna just start calling Dr Strangelove HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB. The “or” has been there this whole time and no one’s even given it a try

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s that mid-life crisis you ordered youtu.be/ploKgQuy6ug?...

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Just shot a March Sadness about the excruciating and soul-deadening passage of time and honestly it’s a light one this month

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

2026: March Badness (our worst 5sfs go bracket-by-bracket) 2027: March Dadness (our most dad-joke 5sfs) 2028: The Event 2029: there isn’t anything after The Event 2030: like I said. The Event happened 2031: humanity begins repopulating 2032: March Cannibalness

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

Another 50 followers? Too many. Let's see what we can do about that

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Finally. A goofery. A bit of a lark. A dash of whimsy

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Probably not going to promote a 5sf that damn near warrants a trigger warning but thanks for the idea anyway TikTok

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Our Patreon discord, after seeing tomorrow's bummer 5SF a day early

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Just saying, if you want some happy 5SFs in March, we'll post new (old) ones here for every 50 followers. Think we're 13 away from the next one, which is an unlucky number, which makes me think of death, and oops we're back to March Sadness

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

#MarchSadness begins with a roaring start

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

[looks sheepishly at our far more reliable audience on Instagram]

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

look how they massacred my boy

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

sometimes our instagram thumbnails really sync up

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Jack Quaid may be having some problems with his latest co-star www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCy...

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Every movie should be made specifically for me and/or be a Dude Bro Party Massacre sequel.

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

Who's ready to have a brutal Valentine's Day? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoK...

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

2025, don’t suck! Shit.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Where does DBPM3 fall on this graph, and before you say it's already there, the "blank white poster" design was scrapped in early stages

submitted 113 days ago • 3 comments

i did good job. i place an order

submitted 116 days ago • 2 comments

Damn well I guess we can just stop now huh

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

I think if more horror movies started off by characters asking this question, they'd end in 10 minutes

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment