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NO IM STILL FUMING I CAME LAST ON THAT PRIZE TASK OK x

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

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submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Next week I’ve decided I’m going to go live on IG during the ad breaks for quarterly debriefs while I’m watching on my own in a hotel room in Salford. Unless I wake up tomorrow and think “what” #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Therein ends my live skeep of #taskmaster! I hope I have not shamed myself!

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE ROSIE I love this!!!!!!! Finally Baynton is toppled. #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Genuinely is anyone understanding this other than Fatiha #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Either way it’s win win cos if Fatiha wins this I’ll moon the neighbours and if Rosie does I’ll also moon the neighbours #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I kept celebrating because I’d got it wrong and Jason kept having to be like “no she hasn’t won” #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

COME ON ROSIE #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

didn’t understand this live task at all. Tell me if you did. Even when mat explained it to me after, I didn’t get it. Still dont #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 10 comments

Between tasks me Rosie and Fatiha were so psyched it was gonna be a woman win. I didn’t even mind that I had disgraced myself #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Ive said before I’ll say it again, mat might be winning but that’s often cos of his prize tasks - I do think Fatiha is the best at the tasks #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

HAHAHAHAHAH 52 MINUTES I nearly broke down at half an hour. That is amazing I forgot that #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Hey guess what I had a real bad stomach after that cos I took the plate and stress ate all the raisins #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe I didn’t realise. IT WAS THE MATHS CLUE IT REMINDED ME OF BEING BAD AT MATHS god #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Jason is just so happy and content he doesn’t get annoyed at all. What a gift #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

wait. we’re in line for someone else winning other than mat aren’t we??? This is huge #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Oh also the Horne section tv show is so funny and on after this I think! I am in an episode (4 maybe? Who cares) and I play a ghost hunter who is a dick to Alex the whole episode which was very fun.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I think Greg and Alex’s stuff this series is god tier. “She was dishonest and her name was fanjita”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Don't worry Rosie - for Little Alex Horne, this is medium level awkward at best. #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Was so glad in the studio that the others found it hard too because when I was on my own in the room I honestly thought I’d be the only one and everyone would be like “why is Stevie so thick” ok I see this is unlocking something isn’t it. Maybe it’s not about the task. Ok cool more wine #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

This is the one. I can’t. I hated it. I think about it all the time #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

ok but I genuinely did meet Tom cruise. Which is irrelevant. I did interview him and he said “hi” and walked passed me #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Me and Jason had never heard of James bay - so our whatsapp group icon is James Bay #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Time for a top up because my least favourite task is coming up I think #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I think me and J did a genuinely good job in our videos!!! Chuffed with that. Might send it to casting directors #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

This episode is so mobile. Everyone is running around like little rats I love it #taskmaster #incrediblyinsightfuldrunkcommentary

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

This was really fun to do in the studio. Live guessing!!!

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

the white wine really kicking in now #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

“ What about me?” “You’ll be fine” hahahaha #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I was absolutely exhausted after this and pulled a muscle in my spine #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

excellent work Rosie EXCELLENT WORK get Alex nude #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

i think Fatiha is so logical and calm and good at the tasks and this has not been discussed enough (sweet guessing aside) #mosquemaster #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

why did mat keep his finger on his lips the entire time #taskmaster

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments