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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

sucks that if you want to be alive any of the time you have to be alive all of the time

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

good emails to get: -you have been accepted to free money program -darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person) -we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral bad emails to get: -all others

Chiefs in shambles, nature is healing

It is not possible to eat shit harder than Patrick Mahomes ate shit on that play

Phrenologists would have had a field day with sabonis’s big ass head. They’d need extra sets of calipers

This might come in handy

SNL writers were appalled when Trump hosted in 2015, with Tim Robinson saying at the time: “Lorne has lost his f---ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head.”

Looks like sleepy joe cronin slept through his alarm

Also, Camara. Ouchie

(Meanwhile Deandre Ayton is playing well amid one of his semi-random "I guess I want to play right now" stretches for the scorching Blazers. Sorry Suns fans, that Nurk thing is an ouchie)

Do you think farts smell extra bad for dogs because of their hyper sensitive olfactory receptors or are they just fine with it because they’re nasty?

THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

While you were busy dreaming up fake trades, the Blazers won for the eighth time in nine games. No, really. Portland 121, Phoenix 119 (OT). Deandre Ayton 25 points, 20 rebounds. Fittingly, Suns couldn't rebound a free throw on game's final play.

I like it when my team wins

It shouldn’t be possible to get called for an offensive foul against grayson allen

Love this for them

you have to respect a political movement that whines about judicial activism when they don't have the judiciary or separation of powers when they don't have the executive but pivots to l'état c'est moi as soon as they have both. you have to respect it because of the executive order commanding it.

but they were, all of them, deceived, for a younger Sheldon was forged

a moment to remind everyone that Pelosi’s “viral clapback” was actually unironic enthusiastic applause for Trump

Go canucks go

i want to see booing it at games here too

Hell yeah they’re booing the anthem in Vancouver too

Keep it coming baby

Love this for them

Luka's pasty ass is gonna look awful in lakers yellow

Deandre Ayton - good basketball player