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Hotter than fish grease right now…

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Ive turned into the guy that watches basketball and just yells ‘that’s a fucking travel!’ the entire time. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Trevor Rogers this morning (probably)

These spineless politicians are, literally, killing their own constituents. The people they swore to protect. Zero bravery. Welcome to the autocracy.

These yellow Brewers uniforms are absolutely hideous.

Ok…wearing this Orioles hockey sweater I got a few weeks ago to see if I end this bad juju. If you have the one, let’s throw them on and see if we can bring some good vibes tonight!

3 hits and 0 walks through 6 innings. It’s also probably time we have a very difficult Ryan Mountcastle conversation…

You don’t have to watch this clip to know exactly what this fucking nerd is going to say. Blah blah blah, the experts are wrong, blah blah blah, Joe Biden’s fault, blah blah blah, Trump’s my papi.

This was the line up on opening day of Hyde’s first season. After 43 games, the team below had 1 fewer win than the team that takes the field today. (Also, totally forgot about Sugar Jesus)

Brandon Hyde will be universally loved in Baltimore. He was the leader of this team through some very rough and very good times alike. But, leaders are held accountable for both process and outcome. Both of which went in the shitter this year. Gonna cheer Hyde every time he returns, though!

Hyde cannot be in the dugout tomorrow. Right?

Don’t mind me, just daydreaming about what things might have been like if we brought on Terry Francona or Ron Washington last offseason…

Pretty rad thunderstorm here in Virginia Beach tonight. The only thing these two have in common is their love for watching storms.

If we’re ok with being 11 games under 500, Mayo should be getting 400ABs the remainder of the season.

I’m calling it now. Brandon Hyde isn’t making it out of this weekend. Fair or not, something has to change before the season’s totally wasted.

Man, I haven’t felt this bad about the Orioles offense in a long, long time. An early 1-run deficit feels insurmountable. It’s really deflating.

The NBA draft lottery is almost certainly a fix. And they’re not really even trying to hide it. What’s the probability that something with a 3% chance occurs, then immediately something with a 2% chance happens?

BREAKING NEWS: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

I have a feeling there’s not much rope left for Hyde to hold on to, injuries or not, this team is underperforming and regressing in development. Not a good combo.

Re:Charlie Morton-I can confirm, getting old sucks and is super hard to accept.

Bader absolutely DESTROYED that ball.

#MagnetoWasRight 👇👇👇

What’s the over/under on the amount of time it takes until Trumpino or one of his minions tries to say ‘the pilot was probably transgender’? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Time to eat some crow. I clowned the Rockets so hard for paying Fred Vanvleet all that money to play on their rebuilding team. Wow, was I ever wrong. I was hoping Justin Turner or Travis d’Arnaud would play that role for the O’s this year. Instead we got Gary Sanchez. Rooting for the guy, but oof!