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I love iceberg videos on YouTube. Yes, tell me about a very niche topic (that I know nothing about) for two hours straight, in the background of my life

Kitten has gotten very comfortable pestering the dog.

Me telling ChatGPT that it would be presumptuous and disingenuous for me to comment on what it “is” and “isn’t” 😅

I like having a place to yell into the void and I think it’s very freeing to know that no one cares, but I do miss the lil friend community I cultivated on bird app :/

Getting told by my hairstylist (also a student) that my scalp looks good and I’m like “thanks 😌 skin is the only thing I know”

If migraine auras weren’t a giant alarm for a raging headache, they’d be kinda cool. Hehehehehe weird color zigzaggies

Not me thinking the construction lesbian in a reflective vest is hot 💀

The way all of my loved ones live so physically far away is just so ugh. Yes, I’m sure I could make new friends, but i miss the ones I already have. I can fill the social need, but I can never replace the person

I refuse to give NYT my money but I like to play the games. I usually try to get letterboxed in two words if I can 😤

Tenant before me has a birthday soon and got sent a coupon. and that’s the story of how I got free lunch on my last day of school

I always liked “When my emotions ran unopposed, I felt just like Brian jones” phonetically as a lyric but bf has informed me that he is a BEACH BOY and now I think it slaps

Hey girl. How are the horrors of this reality treating you?

We “beep” at them even while they are in the egg to teach them where to find us when we call them. Works surprisingly well!

I wonder what form of chaos would happen if you put Toby Fox and Jack Stauber in a room together

Every new technological advance feels like this: a reimagining of an old technology that worked perfectly fine but which now requires a proprietary infrastructure in order for the new iteration to work properly.

Now that im rebranding as a bluesky girlie maybe its time to admit that i watch pro league of legends and talk about it lol

“High end” fashion brands charging hundreds of dollars for POLYESTER is a riot

Hey, whaddup, it’s ya girl. I graduate in 2 weeks ayyyyyyeeee

Crazy that people are just like…..my age…………married

Idk why people are shocked that a custom framing job costs more than $100???

A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us

Hey could you love me unconditionally for a sec I'm tryin to see somethin

My bf jokingly called me “girfie” one time and it stuck 😭 it’s giving Tony pizza

One of my favorite human cliches is when people get a cute puppy only to discover it has more willpower than them and becomes a bonus feral child who runs the whole house