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I once had a shave ice dessert that was so good I briefly merged with the cosmic consciousness as a being of pure egoless love and delight at peace with the whole of time and space.

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i just want to eat raw fish and be unburdened by thought

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A hookup, but we just work on a large and complex jigsaw puzzle together.

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Good lord, apparently entertainment clubs will be forced to operate outdoors in bright and dusty conditions! Either that or heavy equipment will be removed from quarries and front line supervisors will have inflexible dress codes. The pantyhose costs alone will be in the billions.

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Know why werewolves like to make cheese sauce for their broccoli? It starts with a rooOOUUX ... I'm cool person who is fun to be around.

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ME: I saw a hedgehog on the way to work yesterday MY FRIEND: How do you know it was on its way to work?

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kind of surreal to see a bunch of posts about dangerous heat waves when it's been cold and rainy here. I am currently wrapped in blankets with a hot water bottle and a cat cuddled up for warmth

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FRANKENSTEIN HARD ❌️ I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other. EASY ✅️ Fuck around and find out.

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These medications affect thermoregulation. If you take them, be extra careful in hot weather to stay hydrated and protect yourself from heat-related illness.

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yesterday a friend I haven't seen in years came by. we had beers in our unfinished dining room, then went out for cheap burgers. we walked around the nearby industrial neighborhood that in recent years has become a thriving hub for small breweries and texted silly pictures to their spouse back home

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Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

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but I am le tired

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It's good that Venn diagrams are trending because it gives me an excuse to repost one I made (hallelujah!)

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This is THE tweet of all time

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💪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

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“Dino-sore”

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Who profits from loneliness? Why are we being sold a "crisis of loneliness" and what else is actually going on? See my essay for Aeon based on #TheLastHumanJob Our crisis is not loneliness but human beings becoming invisible | Aeon Essays aeon.co/essays/our-c...

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Why do they call the thing you use to strain pasta a colander and not a holey-bowly?

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Calls for public engagement: Windermere park, Happy Beer Street edmonton.taproot.news/briefs/2025/... #yeg

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