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I'm here to make dick jokes and teach math. And class is out of session.
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Can we get @dieworkwear.bsky.social on this tie/pocket cloth combo?

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I had no idea Marco Rubio was bisexual.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Took the early train to No Kings. It was ENTIRELY FULL of obvious participants -- and this was the train that arrived 90 minutes before start time. Two more trains before the march kicks off. This is huge, y'all.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 23 hours ago • 34 comments

all bastards are cops

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Are we really fucking doing this. Had nothing happened to Senator Padilla at all, what she was describing is a federal takeover of a major city by military force with no specified end-date, with no legal authority. Do not let the fascists talk their way out of that.

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

So it's not about immigration, it's about regime change.

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 4 days ago • 125 comments

West Philly sights: dudes hot boxing an early 90s conversion van (curtains and all) in a Lowe's parking lot. Fuck ICE

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just flew back from the automotive gun fair and boy are my tyres armed

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Am I feeling a bit weak today, or, am I wearing a jacket I haven't worn in a while, the pockets of which have been lined with my 4yr old's top ten precious rocks from the month of April? It's both.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"it's not peaceful for people to be on the highway" -LA Mayor Karen Bass right now. This is what I mean when I say the word "peaceful" as applied to protesters is about prescribing placidity, not nonviolence. Calmly marching on a freeway is pretty inarguably nonviolent. " Peaceful" you can debate

submitted 6 days ago • 156 comments

A timely reminder that if you are interacting with someone encouraging violence on this app right now they are either an idiot, a cop, or both. So don’t. Don’t like it, reshare it, nothing.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

“How do I stop my students from cheating with AI?” Universal basic income, for starters

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Nothing like listening to the Saturday-afternoon cover band play Dave Matthews while the big screen has a Post Malone video at the same tempo. Fuck ICE.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

They got a Blackhawk in the sky for people standing around yelling at them lmfao, these guys are so fucking goofy.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry don't make me tap the sign: "Eugenics was the reassertion and recovery of Kant after the epistemic break of not a priori that Darwin opened. Then his nephew Galton invited Kant back in”

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

As SA was to SS and Gestapo

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I, for one, am terrified of what's going to go down on the 14th. Best case scenario, it's an obscenity. Worst case. . . there's tanks and troops in the capital.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This would be a stronger point if we lived in a society that gaf about children.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Can't talk now, busy entering my Lisa Frank phase.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.

submitted 9 days ago • 335 comments

It's really hard to know whether Musk actually knows this, or is slinging bullshit that happens to be correct.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments