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Lumines Arise looks and sounds absolutely stunning

Whoops! Forgot the State of Play was ongoing and spoiled the new Marvel.

the difference between this and all the “brave anti-woke academic speaking out despite the risks” is that (a) she’s actually risking something, and (b) she’s actually saying something that’s correct

man I'm gonna miss him

it’s fucked up that you can’t put foil in the microwave. it wants to be in there

First day at a new job with a salary and everything… today! Now! K. Bye.

outta the car fellas

When your message is connecting with your audience

Found a Spotify playlist called “worst songs to have sex to” and every song on just makes it funnier

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

bring back illustrated condoms

this new shift into mysticism revolving around generative AI is honestly pretty concerning

Rolling up to the function smoking your ass

they should add a luigi law where you can't be convicted for killing CEOs because they don't qualify as human and as such are not protected by the law

Come on man

On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast Patreon bonus show, we're diving into a USA Network broadcast of "Trick or Treats" from October of 1988! The movie, the commercials and more! If you're a subscriber, it's up now at patreon.com/purplestuff

Wow the guy who lies and says "maybe I'm quitting" every week to try and get people to stop spraypainting his car dealerships, has lied about quitting to try and get people to stop spraypainting his car dealerships

Watching Anarchy in the Arena and MJF/Hangman… first wrestling I’ve seen in over a month 😂

Refreshed the page all night to get Sydney Sweeneys bath water soap and they sent me fuckin Emperor Palpatines instead. This shit smells like old hot dogs Waste of my entire Fucking Night

idk maybe it's because I have friends that are trans and nonbinary, but I think anybody who is against trans rights are just dumb as shit and not worth my time or effort. best you'll get is a go fuck yourself.

he was a conservative nintendo fan. voted trump 3 times. took off of work for april 9th after working overtime to afford a switch 2 and mario kart. the cashier tells him preorder have been delayed because of the tariffs. and he did not like that. not. one. bit.

dude holy shit the mayor of derp city just died in a tragic roflcopter crash

Source tells me many at EA found out about the closure first from the IGN story.

sure 70 dollar games didn't prevent this, but I've been assured 80 dollar ones will bsky.app/profile/shin...

“it’s not a phase” -Tolvy, probably

I want an out of office auto reply for social media

The 2010s outspoken atheist to 2020s evangelical Christian pipeline continues unabated.

remember when the internet memed so hard that Sony Pictures re-released Morbius to theatres and it made less than a million dollars total anytime you start to think anyone at the top has any idea what's going on, just remember that at some point, it was Morbin' time

Me: man, my sister is so weird, I don't think there's anything in this world weirder than her. Random 90s Klonoa magazine ad:

The way those Disney live action remakes just seem to fall through pop culture as if it was a sieve is fascinating to me. Disney somehow cracked the code on producing completely disposable art

fuck yes

no but actually if you're above a certain age and didn't get an awful game from blockbuster because it was based on something you like, you will almost invariable grow up to have narrow standards because you don't know what a mediocre platformer really is

Last summer was the best summer somehow I WILL avoid a crash out this summer 🤞🏻

Season 2 Episode 13 - Frame 2635 out of 2647

Gonna get crossfaded and play more Guardians of the Galaxy damn Square Enix COOKED with it 🔥🔥🔥

Something comforting knowing that a Mission Impossible and Karate Kid movie are gonna be in theaters at the same time

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson went on Fox Business in Feb. 2019 and said we don't need healthcare because God gives us free healthcare. "Doctors can give you a temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die too."