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Dear Donald, if everybody else is the problem, you’re the problem. #EU #trade #tariffs #50percent

I genuinely couldn’t give 2 hoots about the new Pope, he’s just a leader of some made up fiction that has turned into a mega-cult, but I am absolutely here for the meltdown of the MAGA cult about who him 😂

Hands up who thinks Trump is a whiney little bitch. “Making movies in other countries is a national security threat” Boo-fucking-hoo, Donald.

All I’m saying is, MAGA morons depicting Trump as the Pope is no more ridiculous than anything else in Christianity.

Let’s not get upset about Trumps little wet dream about being the pope, we all know he could never be important enough to create a picture of himself as the Prophet Muhammad… he could do it, he’s just not important enough.

The year is 2085, there is nobody left with the mental faculty to remember having purchased the launch of GTA 5, Rockstar games has just announced GTA 6 has been delayed until 2086 or 2087, or whatever.

The radical loony left socialists that hate MAGA and love all things WOKE are quick to compare The Donald to Hitler which is TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY UNFAIR. So I have put together a list of things that prove #TRUMP IS NOTHING LIKE #HITLER Comment how you think Trump is nothing like Hitler.

@bsky.app pressing the button to “Show me less like this” appears to specifically show me MORE like this. Please stop putting nature, cats birds and anime shit on my feed. I’ve hit show less like this and blocked hundreds of accounts but you show more and more. You may force me back to twitter/scum.

Yes King Don-Don. Make America Great Again with all those tubby little MAGA bitches in the sweatshops.

“The Left used to love Elon!” Arguably, young Jedi loved Anakin until he slaughtered most of them in the temple, but then they changed their mind, for good reason. #starwars #maga #doge

Elon is out here thinking he’s just lived through episode VI and is eating storm troopers on Endor when he’s actually just lost his arms and legs in episode III. #starwars #musk #trump #theempire

Did Biff Tannen believe he was actually saving the future? Did Mama Fratelli think that she was liberating the treasure in the Goonies? Did Maxwell and David from The Lost Boys think that they were liberating the Santa Carla people? Because Elon is definitely delusional.

I'm not fussed if the people I meet don't like me. But if a new dog doesn't wag its tail and seem happy to talk to me then I will spend the rest of the day trying to work out why and what I could have done differently.

“The EU treats us very badly…” Translation, The EU stands against US conglomerates exploiting European consumers and citizens. #Trump #Trumpism

Which is worse, purposefully being an asset to Russia or being stupid enough to accidentally do everything to be an asset to them?

So I’m not saying Trump is purposefully a Russian asset, I’m saying that his actions so far across 2 Presidencies show that he is an asset to the Russian agenda, purposeful or not. Imagine being so stupid that you accidentally further your historical enemies cause and that your cult supports it.

I just find it weird that Captain Asperger’s thinks that it’s more efficient to fire nuclear, Ebola and bird flu experts, risk catastrophe and then panic rehire, making those individuals consider their own future exit strategies, rather than just find out what people do before firing them.

JD Vance is an even bigger threat to western society than Trump. Purposefully poisonous, evil personified, his age means that he’ll be around for decades to come. When the Orange sack of shit is dead, Vance will escalate his legacy. Pass it on.

Seriously, what’s Elons problem that he has to take his kid everywhere, into important meetings like he’s a Hasbulla replica. Is he that fearful that his ex will somehow snatch him back. Weirdo.

Elon interviewed in the Oval Office says that things he says won’t always be correct, then goes onto say lots of things that clearly will be shown to be incorrect, or as some people might call them, LIES.

It’s been a while now, we’ve been distracted, not sure if I missed it, can anybody tell me if Elon apologised for accidentally doing what some thought was a nazi salute, like anyone else in the world would have done if they didn’t mean it?

Trump is just a Dictator doing Dictator things. God help you all. (FYI God isn’t real, there’s no help for you.)

I just asked google what is the USAID, and the answer was that it is an independent US agency. I guess it isn’t as independent as everyone thought.

Americans crying that the dems haven’t done anything. You didn’t want them in the election. This is what happens.

Well the US really fucked around and found out. Let that be a lesson to all those that think Farage is a bloke they just says it how it is. Spoilers, those dumb cunts have never been good in any kind of lessons.

Let’s be clear. Jesus (if he existed) was Jewish. Winston Churchill fought against the Nazis and all that they stood for. Both men that you platform as your heroes would have stood against both you and the nazis and your petulant hand signals in any form. You and each of your friends are morons.

You’d imagine that a “man” with a morning make-up routine that is likely longer than his own wife would actually be an ambassador for the Trans community, what with all the femininity and all. But perhaps Donny-boy would rather stare at the sun than look directly in the mirror. #trump #maga #trans

Stories have taught us that in our darkest hour, somebody will rise up from the masses and save them from tyranny. Some might hope for Oprah, Jon Stewart or even The Rock, but @aoc.bsky.social should really be the one to take a stand for the oppressed. Few can diametrically oppose Trumpism like her.

Other than the obvious, what do #trump and #musk have in common? Answer: They’re both abhorrent cunts. Apologies, I now realise once I said it that the answer I put was very much the obvious.

I used #deepseek before the stock market shit the bed yesterday. It’s good, but once everybody else found out about it and clogged it up, it was much slower and clunkier. I’m hoping it’s like when everybody uses the Gym in January but forgets about it in February.

#Elon #Musk will never take humanity to #Mars, let me tell you “for why”… Elon only ever wanted to go to Mars because he wanted to be the emporer of a planet, but right now, that’s looking more and more like a distinct and open opportunity on Earth, and that right there means he has no reason to go.