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NOT the Maine Attorney General. 6th grade spelling bee champ. 8th grade geography bee runner-up. Not nearly as bright now. IHSA football & basketball official.
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Elizabeth Warren would’ve been a damn good president.

Unserious people in serious positions of authority.

This ain’t it.

Redbirds are a wagon. #stlcards

Flash that leather, boys. #stlcards

Reese gets away with push-off before the rebound. Hard foul by Clark, but nothing beyond a common foul.

The problem, of course, is that they are.

@thepressbox.bsky.social Congressional media piss test alert

Lars Nootbaar is upset with Masyn Winn for not doing the flapping wings celebration

What a time to be alive.

Chicago Pope's here

Gonna need someone to cut a video of Pope Leo coming onto the balcony with audio of the Bulls’ intro music and the Derrick Rose “Frooom Chicago” entrance.

Congratulations to Pope Gritty I

Would be nice if the woman doing color on the ESPN Jets-Stars game would add even a hint of voice inflection in her call. She sounds like she’s narrating a PBS cooking show from a library.

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

#HugWatch

lol at this advisory from @jbpritzker.bsky.social's office about Kristi Noem being in the state: "Note: We would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region."

Gross.

These are the same people who bitched about wearing a mask at Walmart during a global health crisis.

This game would’ve left me physically ill for days before 2019. Now? Not so much. Still sucks, but life after a Cup win has a different vibe.

Sundqvist, where you going?

(Alleged) billionaire tells regular folks they don’t need that much to be happy.

Blues haven’t lost at home in 69 days. #stlblues

Parayko and Walker have been everywhere in this game. Schenn and Kyrou … not so much. #stlblues

Hellebuyck … yikes

Some truly incredible calls/no-calls in this #stlblues game

Someone in the room definitely wrote down “HARVARD!” after hearing the start of this nonsense.

At this rate, he'll have saved over eleventy billion lives in a matter of months. Praise Kier!

“These numbers are even higher than they were when he pulled a knife on the nation in his first term.”

I think we can see where this is going to end up.

We live in the dumbest possible timeline.

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

NootBBaar

@williamfleitch.bsky.social @bmiklasz.bsky.social Fangraphs’ roster resource pages are a great way to quickly check 40-man status and options remaining. And yes, I was yelling at my phone when you said that. www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...

If Helsley was available, I don’t understand not using him there against the top of the order. Big Matheny vibes from Oli with that move. #stlcards

I used to subscribe the paper Onion in the 1990s. Always been a fan. Never expected their painful, plaintive headline to become a pull quote.

Totally normal. Nothing to see here.

☑️ Midseason coaching change ☑️ Absolute heater late in the season ☑️ Winnipeg in the first round #stlblues

The largest paying crowd in the history of Wrigley Field was the day Jackie Robinson made his debut. Wrigley is the only park left Jackie played a game in. Mike Ryoko was a kid at that ballpark that day and he wrote about it. Take a minute and read this today. press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago...

Seems bad.

This is exactly the right man for this job.

Every Rory shot has me holding my breath.

Aberg’s swing looks like it was created in a lab.