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She/Her Both Trans and Lucent. Mech nerd and leader of the Maul fanclub. All Elf and possibly part Moth. Bad musician and worse streamer. Approximately 47% eyeliner by volume. twitch.tv/abra_kablam - Schedules are for cowards
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A lot of people accidentally not saying Stargate, I see.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Fuck weekend rail works. They have made me so incredibly sad I actually struggle to put it into words.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Unless this pope has a mech I'm pretty sure I could beat him in a fight. If he has a mech I'll beat him in a fight then steal the popestomper.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Imagining the Vatican with English football fans there. The chants would be fucking hilarious.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What colour do cardinals burn? I mean, if the place catches fire or something. Asking out of sheer curiosity.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Got a vatican stream on my second monitor solely to feed off the collective disappointment when people realise the grand repopening is never the first time.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Working on 90s/2000s industrial is fucking brilliant because I get to put my voice through an effects chain and no longer sound like me in the process.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

At any given time I am approximately two consecutive bad days from just saying 'fuck it' and going full-on cybergoth for a meme.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Add the Demon Core to R.E.P.O. you cowards.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The existence of Baja Blast implies the potential for Baja Beam, Baja Bolt, and Baja Blitz.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Choosing to believe lightning hitting bodies of water is how eels get recharged.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Grabbed some food on the way home and was told by the cashier "i genuinely love your style." and I actually managed to somehow say 'thanks' instead of '...Why?' or 'I'm sorry.' This rare occurrence deserves a national holiday or something.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Frank snuffing it and taking the heat off us for a day was the first and last meaningful thing the Catholic church has ever done to help trans people.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone ever noticed how Popes tend to sort of...melt the couple of weeks before their death? Like they just get all Poped out and sort of give up on holding human form?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I have been informed that "Oh wow Frank carked it." is not the most compassionate way to talk of the pope's death. This will not stop me from continuing.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I was just unfortunately reminded of its mere existence so I have something to say. Namely? The Last Of Us is overwhelmingly okay at best. The games are a deliberately trundling, miserable slog to play through and somehow managed to do the near-impossible: making Cordyceps LESS cool by association.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Simultaneously sleepy and very awake and this is, in the common vernacular, total fucking bullshit what the hell who approved this.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ghost are a pretty good band to listen to but their hyper-devoted fanbase may be one of the most insufferable subsets of humanity to ever exist. We're talking 'I want Spider-Man gloves that fire mace instead of web' levels of dealing with irritation.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Now, then, forever

submitted 27 days ago • 262 comments

>I need to stay hydrated because it's healthy for me as a human and a voice actor Eh, whatever >As a meat mech I require a constant supply of coolant to maintain nominal function GIMME THE BIG WATER BOTTLE RIGHT NOW

submitted 27 days ago • 15 comments

I genuinely wish nothing but the worst for every single person who makes hold music.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Spent the last three hours trying to perfect a snare and now I'm trying to use it in a track I fucking hate it. Again. This is how my supervillain origin happens.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it I'm gonna break the habit of a lifetime and actually try to stream for a while. Elden Ring: Punching Things Edition. twitch.tv/Abra_Kablam

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck give that back that's my emotional support misanthropy.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

The new Birthday Massacre album is quite literally consuming my very existence. It's been an amazing month or so of releases.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

lol just streamed for like 3 hours and it turns out my mic wasn't picking up because I was fucking around with audio channels. The audio gremlin, my dear adoring audience. She is competent until it's for herself.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

How in the fuck did Devil May Cry get a third game? This question just occurred to me. DMC2 should have killed that fucking franchise.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna try streaming Dark Souls Archthrones if it downloads and I have time.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments