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a political scientist but not your political scientist (methods x ir); jewess, gemini, chaös muppet. do the readings or we all die
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this is called goobrain if ai was involved in any way, otherwise it's just a sparkling critical thinking deficit and functional illiteracy.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

okay so i want to talk about THE GROUPS a lil bit, but i want to be mean about it. surely other people will more fully address the connections and history of this, but i'm just going to sort of outline it in battery acid, because again i am not a nice person. AN CRUMBE OF CONTECKSTE FOR ÞE NOVITIATE

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

there's no law that says you have to yield in traffic to a walmart camera

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

a lot of people don't know this but when the ancestral populations of what later evolved into the frito and dorito populations diverged, a large clade of protodorito nixtamalii relocated to the cheddar bay watershed (the rest settled around minnesota).

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

a candidate could easily clinch this election over cuomo by getting too close, rubbing up on him, copping a feel, sticking their tongue out and getting weird with it, and then take three steps back, point to the camera and say that's what people see when they look at you.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Great advice or greatest advice?

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

girl named anglosa jones who is deported from the uk because her name sounds too foreign.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

gaslighting takes its name from jame's carville's eponymous consulting firm, actually.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

happy pride

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

if you think about it the internet archive is just tabs

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

faith-based health insurance is a thing that is both real and insane, actually www.nbcnews.com/health/healt... www.vox.com/future-perfe...

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

the orphan big balls bill

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

the break the bank bill was right there

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

bitchmade

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

making up a guy named rick popular who holds the correct political beliefs for any given scenario

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

i think the democratic party needs to triangulate away from shoulder pain to a higher salience cultural issue like why my tummy hurts

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment