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aconstantwip.bsky.social
late 20s trashgender. lighthearted and top heavy. knight in rusting scrap who gives a fuck but pretends she doesn’t. the bees knees, legs and arms. her royal thighness. (minors get blocked on sight, death before detransition)
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A day at work with Jimmy Olsen. #Superman

Do NOT blame this on the South

You’re gonna get defunded anyway. Kissing ass like this isn’t gonna help shit.

Leinth meeting Sartha had this flashing in my brain every 3k words

I sold Bruce Campbell weed

had someone come in to a museum today and ask chatGPT how much it cost to enter and chatGPT gave an imaginary number and the person asked "are you sure it isn't free" and chatGPT went "I am sorry. Yes, entry to this museum is free" and then the person showed me that and demanded free entry

Jenna is always right.

i saw someone (was it @aconstantwip.bsky.social? my brain is mush) comment once that Doomguy has tguy energy and i haven't been able to view him any other way since

Sage meets her oshi Miku #SonicRacingCrossWorlds

the best Char art is the kind where if I stare at it for more than a few seconds he morphs into a beautiful butch lesbian

@magnatolvan.bsky.social Silver Samurai knicking your bit.

I’m pretty damn cute at times

Sometimes to calm myself down i make fake 2000's memes

Barbie Murder Kit

I lied, there is no sex, we’re reading Star Wars: Alphabet Squadron, book 1 of Alexander Freed’s critically acclaimed trilogy Yes, we’re reading TIE Fighter after, what are you, stupid?

BLUESKY POLL: Does pineapple belong on savory dishes? Hit "Like + Repost" for yes Hit "Deactivate account" for no

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

Wikipedia... IS THE SUMMARY. THAT'S WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE IS. A SUMMARY.

LRT the only thing it needs is the Steven Universe star shaped iris-out at the last panel

Reposting this for no particular reason

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Forgot I can probably post tiktoks here. Made a silly flipnote about the mailman Dragonite #flipnote #pokemon #art #animation

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Shohei Ohtani is so protagonist coded I feel at some point in his career he will go through a traumatic event, start wearing an eyepatch, and will begin the Dark Shohei arc

In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta

I went into the weed store and looked at all the flavored shit and without a hint of irony I said "is it possible to get some goddamn weed-flavored weed?" like a horrible Millennial Denis Leary.