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Why didn’t Elon just pay someone how to jump well for the X jump?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

You shouldn’t have too many children cause if there’s a fire you might not be able to get them quick enough

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

NYT is hyping this up because they know how well it sold subscriptions last time. Why bother with journalism for a 12 month election cycle when you can milk it for 4 years?

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1929 & sound recordings from 1924 will enter the public domain in the US, like: ⚓️ Popeye 🕵️ The Maltese Falcon 📖 The Sound and the Fury 🇮🇹 A Farewell to Arms 🏠️ A Room of One's Own 🙌 Hallelujah 🎺 Bolero and many more! 🧵👇

submitted 178 days ago • 70 comments

John Brown was hanged at 11:15 a.m on December 2, 1859. His last words were: “I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done.”

submitted 202 days ago • 58 comments

Cyber Monday? No, I have plans

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

YOU WOULDNT PUT A BAR OF CHOCOLATE ON A PIECE OF BUTTERED TOAST AND EAT IT. STOP EATING CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS. YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG

submitted 402 days ago • 0 comments

Pronouncing Sauron like Karen

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

Boats were a good idea. Shout out whoever invented boats

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for pics of Steamboat Willie sucking a Steamie Boat of a cock

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

Obama really did a number on Christmas, and to be honest, New Years will never be the same.

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

There is a right way and a wrong way to deal with criminals, and Kevin McCallister chose the wrong way. When we allow vigilantes to act as Judge and Jury, we undermine our system of law. His use of force is illegal under Illinois law and he should be made to pay for his crimes.

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

Are you guys doing anything tomorrow?

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

"Panasonic has turned down a second multi-million dollar deal to open a battery plant in Oklahoma. This marks the third company to stray away from the state, as lawmakers work to figure out why Oklahoma can’t land these large deals." Weird. Such a mystery. www.news9.com/story/658632...

submitted 546 days ago • 93 comments

Does anyone else remember when 4chan and Anonymous were the same thing and that wasn’t great but it was fine?

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

Me (waiting for elevator downstairs): oh boy I can’t wait to drink this beer My neighbor (waiting for elevator upstairs): I hope my daughters pneumonia won’t kill her before we get to the hospital

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments