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Every single day I lose count of the amount of times I look up at the sky, directly at God, and say "8 BILLION people on planet Earth, and these are ones I'm related to."

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Me, having the most incredible, life changing gastro-intestinal issues of my life: 'Yeah, what the hell, I'll have one more espresso.' My Aunt, stress level 11: '19 seems like too many...'

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I'm SCREAMING; my Aunt in Italy just called my mother to tell her the new Pope is American, which is a sign for my mother to move back to Italy since that's where all the cool Americans are going 😂

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BRB New Pope just dropped.

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I’ll never forgive Andrew Cuomo for attributing the sexual harassment accusations to him just being Italian. I’m Italian and let me tell you the only person I’ve ever inappropriately kissed is my father.

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Every time I get a new phone I'm convinced that this will be the time that I arrange my apps into the most organized home screen ever.

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Eight BILLION people in the world, and I'm related to these ones... #family #😂 #😩

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Animal Fact: did you know that hippos don’t have a true fight or flight response? Scientifically, they rely more on a “I wish you would” type of vibe.

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if you dont use garlic are you even cooking

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My brother, trying to figure out if he needs to purchase an international data package for our upcoming trip to Italy together; and me being devastatingly helpful about it.

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Maybe we shouldn’t put the biggest fucking losers in charge of Friendship™

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Please note that the smoke emanating from the artic wonderland chimney does not signify the selection of a new pope the penguins have discovered fire.

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Looking for tips on how to trick Stanley Tucci into marrying me and taking me to Paris, so I can teach bored house wives how to cook and become Italian Julia Child.

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Every elephant we rescue, every orphan we raise, and every wild life we safeguard depends on one thing: a habitat to call home. This #EarthDay, we’re celebrating the wild spaces that sustain Kenya’s wildlife. Learn More About Our Conservation Work: www.sheldrickrickwildlifetrust.org

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Six years ago I went to the cemetery to visit my father and grandfather for Easter, and I took one of the best photos I've ever taken. #Photography #Photos #Sky #Trees #Landscape

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assigned annoying at birth

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I posted 1 singular video on YouTube, just to kind of explore the medium beyond viewership, and my algorithm has never been worse.

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2030's Great Depression music is gonna go hard. banjo jangling accompanied by clap/stomp "I was born in 2005... Got mah shimmies and shakes from workin' in the coal mine" inexplicable EDM breakdown

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I'm very heavily invested in Pizza Chiena right now. #Food #Cooking #ItalianFood #Italian #Easter #Pasqua

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Pizza Chiena Season is FINALLY UPON US!!!! #ItalianCooking #ItalianFood #Italian #Food #Cooking #Easter #Pasqua

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You can’t expect these parents to change their minds bc that would mean them admitting to themselves that they murdered their child

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During today's earthquake at the San Diego Zoo, the elephants showed amazing intelligence and composure and formed an "alert circle" to shield their calves. We had a fire drill and one of the maintenance guys dropped a cigarette and set the botanical garden on fire.

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I wish I had any idea what's wrong with my brain. I just saw an advertisement for shoes from Johnston and Murphy. But I didn't read Johnston and Murphy. No. I read: Johnny Stompington. Johnny Stompington; shoes of distinction.

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Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions - rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking steps to make sure students can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope others follow suit.

submitted 35 days ago • 1664 comments

in the future we will all commute to work by Shweeb

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YEAH I LIKE AI (A)rtist's (I)ncredibly good artwork that deserves to be paid for and appreciated for the time they put into it

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God said "You gotta eat fish during lent." I said "Not me, girl 💅" as I shoveled another slice of spaghetti pizza into my face.

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#mood

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If ur a girl and u have a million keychains on ur bag i love you. Clickity clack ass bitch. Slay

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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

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I just accidentally drooled on myself while eating a cheese stick, and there was nary a man around to be seduced by it.

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Just when it seems like all hope is lost, Bob's Burgers gets picked up with a four season renewal 😩🙌 #BobsBurgers

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Here is a thread of 100% true and accurate facts about pigs that are totally true and accurate and they came from a book so you don't need to google them. 🧵 1. Like all pigs, Button speaks fluent Swedish but chooses not to show it off.

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We're excited to share about a new species that now calls the Marsh Trek at Mystic Aquarium home! The rare spotted catfish is genuinely one of a kind. This elusive freshwater creature has never been seen by most, some even argue its existence.

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Sharing Young Lion, Sade’s heartfelt tribute to her son, Izaak, and his journey as a trans man. It’s a powerful reminder of love and understanding. Today is Trans Day of Visibility, You are seen, you are loved, and we stand with you—today and always. Listen: redhot.bandcamp.com/album/tra-a-...

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We used to be a country. A proper country.

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We're not ready for how eye-gougingly boring art is going to be under fascism. Like Disney removing the context of Lilo taking photos of white tourists in order to remove the critiques of colonialism sucks all the depth and humor out of the scene. It's so boring.

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Giveaway Alert! We're giving away a 4 pack of general admission tickets to the aquarium! To enter, repost this photo. Contest ends Monday 3/31/25 at 3PM EST*. Good luck! Please be aware of spam accounts that may pretend to be Mystic Aquarium in the comments. No outside links are required to enter.

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[britney spears voice] oops, I texted the atlantic my war plans again

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i think they should have just let Pluto keep being a planet. it's not like it was hurting anyone. just do something nice for once

submitted 56 days ago • 28 comments

we are conditioned by internet culture to believe that for food to be yummy it must be photogenic but I am here to tell you that some of the most delicious foods are lumpy and brown and in fact extremely affordable with some basic cheap ingredients

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