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#Youtube fully showing porn ads now. Why is everything on the internet shit now?

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever said we were gonna be getting a second roarin’ 20s was a fucking idiot

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

ITV showing a clip show of videos from TIKTOK on Xmas Eve. Taking not even trying to new levels. Shut it down, country’s gone to the dogs etc

submitted 175 days ago • 3 comments

Is there a bigger red flag than someone posting their funny text they’ve sent on their instagram story?

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Had the work bathroom to myself today. You better believe I was farting at that urinal like it was nobody’s business.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

They should make a Ratatouille sequel but it’s set in the future and the rats control humans to fight kaiju like Pacific Rim.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing funnier to me than a Christian telling their child Santa isn’t real.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Blocked

submitted 182 days ago • 6 comments

Saw Stewart Lee at the Leicester Square Theatre this week. One of the greatest shows I’ve seen in a long time. Did feel a bit like cheating on @herring1967.bsky.social though.

submitted 183 days ago • 2 comments

started watching the new godfather prequel on max last night. set 10,000 years before don vito came to america, it tells the story of grog corleone’s struggle to regain control of his ancestral cave. 1st episode a bit of a slow burn but chazz brando’s not bad in the lead for a first time actor.

submitted 183 days ago • 13 comments

There’s signs for budgeting advice from the Government on the bus. That’s like taking relationship advice from your ex that cheated on you.

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

My main problem with career networking events is that the kind of people who go to career networking events are there

submitted 184 days ago • 17 comments

If I ever had to get off at a request stop on a train I think I’d just kill myself

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Just incredible how many times you have to brush your teeth in this life. It keeps on happening. No let-up.

submitted 189 days ago • 18 comments

the We Bought A Zoo fandom is dying! retweet if you are a true Zoophiliac 🫡 🐯 🐻 🦁

submitted 192 days ago • 9 comments

All the comic depictions I’ve seen of Cyclops he’s this absolute ripped beast and then in the movies he’s just A Guy

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a conversation with someone who said they miss lockdown, that they found their favourite exercise, learnt to play guitar. I spent lockdown getting pissed and replying to Maya Jama’s instagram stories.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Does giving to charity count as a good deed if you only did it because the person called you pretty boy with pretty smile? Is this the biggest humble brag in history?

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Are the Corrie and Eastenders sets walled off like in The Village? Or under a dome?

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Ticket inspector just checked everyone’s ticket other than mine. When I got mine out she just said “you’re fine lovely.” Inject this feeling into my veins.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Few greater feelings than watching something really funny and having your mum look at you like you’re the worst person in the world.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Another year, another Movember no-one noticed I was participating in.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck NNN, I’m doing DDD (don’t dick-squirt december)

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 201 days ago • 531 comments

Behind every sign is a story

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Guy on the bus this morning is manspreading so much he is warming me up. Lowkey enjoying it tbh.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.

submitted 201 days ago • 6 comments

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

My toxic trait is correcting people when they call them THE Arctic Monkeys and THE Talking Heads

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

submitted 204 days ago • 194 comments

Being paid to attend a networking event in an industry I don’t care about. You better believe I’m sat in the toilets eating the free cookies.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

something I hate about right now is that some people in politics are seen as cool by large sectors. no one in politics should ever be cool. only the worst, most wedgie-able among us should ever admire a politician and everyone else should be like ugh I hate that guy about those people

submitted 204 days ago • 11 comments

Currently the worst thing about Bluesky is the name. The name sucks. Follow me on Bluesky? Are you on Bluesky? Gtfooh

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Loving that this site doesn’t seem to want to feed my unconscious desire to see Jeremy Vine cycling and being called a wanker by delivery drivers

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

its always 'get people working'. it's never - make childcare affordable - run better transport so people can get to jobs - raise attainment for people of all backgrounds - improve healthcare for long term sick - make workplaces accessible - champion flexible working So it never works.

submitted 204 days ago • 16 comments

Why are British people so bad at introducing each other

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments