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I can't be the only one to think it would be hilarious if it was concluded that Trump's bombing mission on Iran set their program back the obligatory 'two weeks.'

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The best way for Trump to 'hurt' Iran...would be to open a bunch of Trump hotels and casinos there.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The best way for Trump to 'hurt' Iran...would be to open a bunch of Trump hotels and casinos there.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Get ready - here it comes: Totally obliviated Monumentally damaged Severely damaged Mostly destroyed Somewhat destroyed Partially destroyed Damaged Partly damaged We've set them back years We've set them back months We've set them back weeks We sent a strong message It's the Generals' fault

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Has dipshit in chief hung a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED flag off his new, crooked White House flagpole yet?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

INSIDE OUT 3 -- looks like ass. For one thing, they left out Joy. And now we're just left with Anger - Trump Disgust - Vance Fear - Rubio Sadness - Hegseth Just had to have this awful array of shitty, overly-emotional men instead of the strong, smart woman.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I'll say it again a different way If a child needs a Parent's permission to go on a school field trip But instead, the child goes directly to the teacher and says, "Take me on the trip" And the Teacher knows they need parental permission The kid doesn't go on the trip However, if it's war...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

American Un-exceptionalism at its finest. I give you the 4 Horseshit of the Apocalypse.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

There goes his Nobel Peace Prize

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

So if Trump has no authority to launch a military attack. And Congressmen & Women on both sides of the aisle are saying Trump can't launch an attack with their authority. And the Military knows Congress needs to authorize an attack. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN ATTACK??? Congrats MAGA!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

In the Trump Bible, the Lord creates the universe in two weeks.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

This is hilarious & is yet another example of what a greedy scumbag Trump is He wanted the price of his pre-paid mobile phone to reflect his presidency numbers But instead of making $45.47 -- which makes more sense. He made it $47.45 to wring an extra two bucks out of the suckers. What a dick!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I wonder who the first pop singer/celebrity will be to ride on an Elon Musk rocket?

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Admit it... A few people eating a few cats and dogs* would be better than this fresh daily hell we're in. *Nobody was ever actually eating cats, dogs, pets.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I am DEEPLY concerned about the biohazard facility Kristi Noem visited the other day -- and I feel very STRONGLY every REPUBLICAN CONGRESSPERSON, the entire TRUMP CABINET, his eldest children & Steve Bannon also visit it to make sure it is safe. But please, no masks. We don't want to scare anyone.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I've had failed erections that were more exciting than Trump's military perade.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I signed up for Trump Mobile — it keeps telling me to ‘Press 1 for Russian’

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The other G7 Nations as Trump storms off...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Tanks for nuthin', Trump...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

RANDOM STAT OF THE DAY: Did you know you’re 14% more likely to die on your birthday, than any other day of the year? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Am I the only person who Googled, 'Can a large, armored tank parade cause a massive sinkhole in DC street that collapses a nearby observation platform?'

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

The biggest issue with Terry Moran calling Stephen Miller a 'World Class Hater'... is that it gave Stephen Miller a world class hard-on that has gone untouched because Miller's wife is busy playing rockets with Elon Musk.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

If the protestors all showed up wearing MAGA hats and waving Trump flags would the National Guard just go home?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I HATE TESLER!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

CHILD: Mommy, why are billionaires fighting? They each have so much money & can buy anything they want. Unlike us, who have to struggle just to buy food & clothes & pay for doctors when we're sick. Why can't they just be happy being rich? MOM: Because they were born with money... not hearts.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments