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A creative that doesn't know how to actually do anything Would love to be a Game Show Host
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They stole time from us! I was there, but I was powerless to stop it.

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I imagine that Lord Dampnut will seek to rename it the Department of Straight-portation, as he doesn't understand why the trans people need to be ported anywhere.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I dreamt last night that I couldn't get to sleep. That seems unfair.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

According to the weather widget on my phone, we have 4° out there. So if you use one, be sure to return it when you're done.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Fiona naps.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

The importance of liberal Bluesky posts cannot be understated, as it will be a bastion against tyranny, a role that regular mass media has ceded. But it can be draining. So here is Fiona, as a cuteness oasis.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Fiona is an amazing cat who yells at me at 6:30 a.m. to make sure I eat breakfast, regardless of my feelings on the subject.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Is there an isekai where someone from a fantasy world is reincarnated in our world, and is OP? "Egads! Thanks to my Sorting Cantrip, I have organized the back issues of this comic shop perfectly!"

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

I like to think I'm funny, but I'm probably just clever.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes Fiona doesn't yell at me.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

You are waiting for your letter from Hogwarts. I am waiting for my invitation to Kamar-Taj. We are not the same.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

submitted 629 days ago • 186 comments

"Thesis, please?"

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

In the "Really?" category: The egg rolls at Jack in the Box are pretty good.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

I hear about people picking the "good bits" out of trail mix and eating it separately. And I think, "Yeah...mmm...almonds..."

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get what the big deal is about who is Time's Person of the Year. I was given that "honor" in 2006, and nothing really changed.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

This does my heart good.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

I take some joy and solace that cats have always been this way.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Streaming "How It's Made" and the narrator always speaks in present tense. "The apples then head to the hucking machine..." When he speaks of a human, though, Silence of the Lambs has kinda messed with me on this. "The worker, having applied the lotion, returns it to the basket."

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

So why does temperature matter when it comes to a mess? We emphasize that someone isn't just a mess, but a "hot mess." I presume that such is worse than being a room-temperature mess?

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Not to be "that guy," but how does Bluesky sustain itself? I mean...people gotta get paid, right?

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

I play the NYT Spelling Bee everyday. Each level of achievement has its own descriptor, topping out at Genius, and is based on a percentage of how many words can be found in the letters provided. It doesn't happen always, but today when I hit 69 points, the Bee said "Nice".

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