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aegipan.bsky.social
ᚾᛖᛟ Journalist/columnist/poet Living on unceded Ngunnawal land They/them causing may/hem Always heathen, always antifascist
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Even in a barren field one can find beauty in the way the frost glistens at dawn.

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The greatest podcast in the world is back in business ♥

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Better be touring with Neckbeard Deathcamp!

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His training has begun. You have all been warned.

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Always a white Christmas with Juno around

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What's the bet that we see a significant increase in rich people hiring armed private security in the very near future?

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You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?

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Connor Garland is just a little guy

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Type "When I'm depressed I can" and let predictive text fill in the rest

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When I'm stoned and have housework to do, I like to pretend that I'm the star of a home makeover reality TV show and I'm getting ready for the big reveal at the end where the owner is in shock and sheds a few happy tears at the sight of my work. Spoiler: The owner is crying because I missed a spot.

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The people who virtue signal for men's mental health while calling LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" or "delusional" really don't care about men's mental health at all. They should be reminded of that.

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You know how they have Shark Week for sharks? How come there's no Week Week for weeks?

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Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs...

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I find it infinitely hilarious that the same people who believed that COVID-19 was a fake virus also unironically believe in a fake "woke mind virus".

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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Sex and death is what it's *all* about.

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While they do dominate on Facebook, it's pretty striking not only how low the view count is on major right wing YouTube channels, but also how inconsistent. Channels with millions of subs should be hitting at least 500k per video easy. Bot followers and juiced (advertised) videos I'd suspect

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Hands up, who loves cannabis?

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Chapter five is more of a challenge to write than the first four. It's very dialogue heavy, but it's also very plot heavy which is why it's gotta be finished! #writing

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Aurora over an erupting volcano in Iceland. 😵

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Just making myself thoroughly undateable

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Two goals for Connor McDavid in the first period 👀

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My cat is now heavy enough for me to use while lifting.

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That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

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Have you ever gotten violently baked and had munchies so apocalyptic that you had to eat an entire roll of arrowroot biscuits to quench it before realising that's a lot of calories so you then have to do an extra hour on the stationary bike while stoned to make up for it?

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I've seen more photos of animals on Bluesky in a week than I've seen on every other platform combined in six months, and I haven't even made a specific feed for pets. The plentiful nature photos are an added bonus. The internet might be healing.

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Second game this season I've switched off in the third period to avoid having to watch the clock run down to defeat. Team's not just missing Nurse. Bouchard needs to be scratched immediately. He's the weakest link.

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