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not tonight, kitten. daddy is… daddy is being rent apart by unfathomable entities

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

Apartment with Deep Pile Carpet $500/m A Couple Paintings from Sears $75 Big Water Bed $36,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help us budget this. The money has gotten tight and we just didn't count on the tears.

submitted 88 days ago • 221 comments

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

submitted 89 days ago • 451 comments

My level of stress these days is at "recurring dream where I suddenly remember I've spent thousands of dollars on a class I've never attended and the exam is tomorrow" level

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

@dropkickmurphys.com Thank you for calling out Nazis and making them unwelcome at your shows! Sorry that made you unwelcome on Twitter! I think you'll like it better here! www.forbes.com/sites/siladi...

submitted 91 days ago • 7 comments

THE BIGGEST LOSER… Musk has seen his wealth plummet by $148 billion.

submitted 93 days ago • 81 comments

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

submitted 102 days ago • 230 comments

ohhh no i cant find love because my canthal tilt to toothal grip ratio is off. my carrying angle is in the bogus zone. my scrumbus grumbus is two centimeters off on the reverse side nobody will ever value me as a person

submitted 101 days ago • 17 comments

I hate that I'm at a point in the timeline where I saw this headline and immediately thought NYT was referring to American women, not American chicken farmers.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

apple intelligence says i can recover 80% of my icloud storage (2TB) if i delete all the videos of me trying and failing to play the riff from "last resort" by papa roach. what are they afraid of

submitted 103 days ago • 52 comments

I will never apologize for a post

submitted 102 days ago • 10 comments

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

submitted 103 days ago • 79 comments

These Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green. They need primary challengers and our calls! Ami Bera (CA) Jim Costa (CA) Ed Case (HI) Laura Gillen (NY) Tom Suozzi (NY) Jim Himes (CT) Chrissy Houlahan (PA) Marcy Kaptur(OH) Jared Moskowitz (FL) Marie Perez (WA)

submitted 103 days ago • 6 comments

The secret twist to Sixth Sense is that it physically hurts to watch as a parent.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

In The Fifth Element, the fate of the world literally rested on a man saying "I love you" for the first time to a Supreme Being™️ girl he just met and trauma bonded with. And he HESITATED.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Mike's Hard Career Choices

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When I was 10, I had horrid nightly nosebleeds. Like, wake up in the morning, pillow soaked through, face caked with blood. My nose was so dry, but I was so congested after 1 of these nights. I blew my nose as hard as I could. There was a thick something stuck in my nose that I couldn't wipe away.

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

Parents whose kids are obsessed with Encanto -- on what # of rewatches does it stop being emotionally devastating? Do you stop crying at #10 and become numb by #15? What's the math on that?

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

need a name for that feeling that strikes in the early evening when you're just oh fuck. oh christ why aren't i trying to become a successful streamer. why haven't i made a movie. why haven't i had a novel published. i dont think its anxiety or comparison stress its a new thing i made up

submitted 149 days ago • 38 comments

Okay what is the comic that talks about how lucky we are to be alive because every day we exist is a day that nuclear war should've happened, but didn't? I think there was a multiverse facet? I thought it was xkcd or SMBC but I can't find it anywhere.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I told my kid I had to go potty. He escorted me to the bathroom and stood there and told me "STINK" the whole time. Then the dog came in and kid yelled at him to "GO THAT WAY". 5/10 weirdest bodyguard ever, but did protect my privacy I guess.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

submitted 149 days ago • 862 comments

Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

submitted 150 days ago • 193 comments

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

submitted 208 days ago • 963 comments

Okay where are the Twilight Shitposting rats up in here? Do we have a feed yet? It's like the only thing I miss from Facebook.

submitted 209 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING NEWS: The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked: An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says. RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿

submitted 210 days ago • 865 comments

Taking a break making fun of fascists to make fun of libertarians. Everyone needs balance in their lives.

submitted 212 days ago • 7 comments

And certainly isn't for "small government"

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

submitted 216 days ago • 1533 comments

I love this. Very prescient.

submitted 215 days ago • 5 comments

Watching Fallout ----- did the BoS straight up brand a black man to show which knight he belongs to? Did that just happen?

submitted 431 days ago • 0 comments

I know it's not like, the biggest deal in the world, but god damnit the new Bluey episode has been out less than 24 hours and already every headline and YouTube video title is filled with spoilers.

submitted 436 days ago • 0 comments

Bro, I wore fingerless gloves for years. I pretended I was an elf from LOTR so I would walk with confidence in high school. I practice(d) facial expressions in the mirror. How did it take so long for me to realize I'm neurodivergent AF?

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

this only happened bc Elon is a white man. if he were any other race or gender, people wouldn't have readily assumed he's a genius.

submitted 525 days ago • 4 comments

Years ago, a pseudo step-brother of mine was dying of leukemia. On his death bed, his sister was showing him things online that had made her laugh, including the most popular videos at the time. I just realized his last experience with the internet before his death was “Let Me Take a Selfie”.

submitted 525 days ago • 0 comments

Ended up deleting Threads because of the amount of right wing propaganda just popping up into Facebook via Threads. I barely interacted with it and everything I follow is VERY lefty. Why was I getting transphobic content? V gross

submitted 539 days ago • 0 comments