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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

NEWS: The USAID official put on leave for disseminating two memos about Rubio's failure to push through life-saving foreign aid was in the process of writing a THIRD memo when fired. We obtained it. It's far more alarming than the first two. www.thebulwark.com/p/what-a-wee...

Just making sure everyone saw what the former Social Security Administrator told CNBC on Saturday...

The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

found in the wild

the thing about illegally firing thousands of people is that all of a sudden they have plenty of free time to to tell you exactly what they think of you to your face

Revenge is beneath me. Accidents, on the other hand, happen all the time.

catastrophic levels of m’lady

At the "i should buy a nice notebook and fountain pen" stage of being mentally ill

Totally normal after work project from earlier this week. Everything IRL is so insane, took a sick day Weds to do slow things with fingers and hands. 🖋️💙

American, Delta, JetBlue, Southwest, United, & their lobbying org Airlines for America petitioned the Fifth Circuit to invalidate a rule on accommodating disabled passengers, including those in wheelchairs. Think about that the next time you fly one of these airlines. www.scribd.com/document/829...

i love how the news every morning is like "trump has done something insanely illegal again. no, nobody really tried to stop him this time either. democrats are considering a strongly worded email"

NYT chart on all the ways federal agencies were investigating Musk's companies for violating federal rules. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/11/u...

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Such a relief to have a tenured Harvard Law School professor inform me that Trump's attacks on the Constitution are no biggie, but personally, I would rather hear from a federal worker who has to decide whether to quit by Friday, or an undocumented person afraid to show up for work, or a trans pers

You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU. YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.

Presenting ACL-Blue! 50% of proceeds from the sale of this yarn will go directly to the @aclu.org! Support the orgs supporting our community in this time of need and craft wisely! #craftivism #indiedyedyarn #dyesky #aclu #resist

ohh now I get why "may you live in interesting times" is a curse

Every news thing now is like “law enforcement agency dissolved: all power to Zod!” and then the Dems posting “iron workers have been the backbone of American industry for 100 years, and now tariffs are breaking our promise to them”

Checking Etsy for “gargle my balls” merch.

we've done positivity, now time to feed the part of your soul that lives in a hut on chicken legs in the deep forest punishing the arrogance of man 1 like = 1 curse

Hey Bluesky folks. Let's take a moment to share a bit of creativity. Things are dark, but we can create light by building community. Where are my #fiberartists? #crossstitch #needlework #stitchcraft #fiberarts #embroidery #crochet #knitting #dyer #spinner #photography

hm. i have 50 gram balls. i need 80 gram balls. ... I NEED BIGGER BALLS, DAMMAT. #Crochet

youtu.be/lEzkLa7fvt4?...

God bless

Gonna need more ‘gargle my balls’ energy, stat

#Crochet - www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-Qs...

Thinking about tomorrow be like

The perfect #crochet pattern doesn’t exi- - - www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

Back on the SC + Ch1 gang 🎶

Making America great again means: 1. Doing whatever the billionaires want 2. Appointing only rapists, spies, or dog murderers to lead the government 3. Attacking Canada

God just read an article about why a group of swing voters supported Donold and wow, like, HOLY SHIT!! Swing voters are stupid as fuck.